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  1. #13246
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    A cross between a car and a motorbike with all the disadvantages of both.
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Well, you could perhaps do the Santa parade. .
    I've been told. Dreaming`s free.
    Think I'll go, back to sleep.
    Everybody listen, voices in my head
    Everybody listen, do yours say, what mine says?

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Well, you could perhaps do the Santa parade. .
    or the gay parade.
    .................................

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    decimal point two places to the left and I still wouldnt buy it.

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...52c345ea9d-001
    In the white room, with black curtains, at the station

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    decimal point two places to the left and I still wouldnt buy it.

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...52c345ea9d-001
    Lol, american shit! Good luck finding anyone dumb enough to pay money for it!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Lol, american shit! Good luck finding anyone dumb enough to pay money for it!
    But that back tyre is beautifully polished...
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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    My favorite line

    " Not road legal yet but easy to add in the lights etc to get it on the road "

    Sure.
    I've been told. Dreaming`s free.
    Think I'll go, back to sleep.
    Everybody listen, voices in my head
    Everybody listen, do yours say, what mine says?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    decimal point two places to the left and I still wouldnt buy it.

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...52c345ea9d-001
    Great sales pitch... it gets worse the further you go!!

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    Oh dear.
    My typing finger got away from me.
    https://www.trademe.co.nz/health-bea...2569182028.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Oh, and this is fucking cool. I love sharing this with all the hot rodders I know and torturing them by saying soon(ish) this will be the only way these old tubs of lard will be allowed on the road.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVNb6ywH000
    I have a wee project lurking at the back of the shop that might buck the trend.

    I'm going for the "most gratuitous waste of horsepower" ticket in the "least practical vehicle" class.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    I have a wee project lurking at the back of the shop that might buck the trend.

    I'm going for the "most gratuitous waste of horsepower" ticket in the "least practical vehicle" class.
    Ride on lawnmower?
    "Every time you set your ass on a bike, you're playing a game of Russian Roulette between yourself and your own stupidity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Ride on lawnmower?
    I've already won that category.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Ride on lawnmower?
    I suppose I could install a blade. Probably not warrantable then though.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I've already won that category.
    Does yours have a minibar?
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    I have a wee project lurking at the back of the shop that might buck the trend.

    I'm going for the "most gratuitous waste of horsepower" ticket in the "least practical vehicle" class.
    Blown bigblock in a Nash Metropolitan? Already been done but its hilarious seeing the guy sitting in the back seat because the motor takes up all the engine bay and front seat. Its a funny car really but still.

    Jay Leno's garage is my new favourite "TV" show (its on youtube) but it has stuff like the 58 Rolls royce with an LS7 and appropriate running gear, and the 53 Buick with an LS9. My kind of car.
    In the white room, with black curtains, at the station

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