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Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
A sister thread to this one would be Optimistic Buyers. I have my bike listed for $2300 on turd me. So far each inquiry has been from people who don't have any money,
Queries, 'Hey bro I really love this bike. How much to transport it to Auckland?'
' I only have $800 will you take that much?
' If you can drop the price to a $1000, I can give you some now and the rest in a months time.'
' I don't have any money now, can you keep your bike until I get some?'
' Will you take 1000 bucks now for a quick sale?'.
' I just need to sell my bike first. If I give you $200, will you hold the bike for me?.
I have stuck a note below the bike details. "If you only have a $1000, go look for a $1000 bike, Dickheads will not get emails replied to".
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" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Not that it helps, but I'm getting the same. As it is, I'm advertising at 20% lower than a similar, but double the age, bike. So when someone offered me close to another 20% lower I suggested he needed to update the search for older / smaller engine bikes.
Although my favourite were the emails from someone who was really really intererested, but couldn't come to test ride as he was offshore on a ship and so wanted to pay by paypal and then get his shipping agent to collect. I wasn't sure how to wrap up a 250cc scooter so I declined his kind offer.... Several weeks of daft questions later and I'm wondering if that rejection was a mistake.....
A while ago, a lot of sellers were getting offers by some overseas person claiming to be buying for his son who was working offshore on an oil rig. He was advocating the same deal as you received.
I received another inquiry tonight, 'Hey dude, I want to cruz down and check out your bike'. I replied, Hey 'dude', turn up with the cash, then you can 'check out' the bike. If you get the idea I'm not too concerned about selling in a hurry, you're probably right.
Any buyer who starts with Hey dude, bro, man, cuz probably wears his baseball cap on back to front and hasn't changed his T shirt in a week.![]()
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Please note price has been reduced.
Oh yeah? Has 1998 been made closer to now?
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1116930478.htm
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
WHY? Dear Lord, Why?!?!
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1118580592.htm
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
I learnt to ride on my sister's xl. But I'm not $2000 sentimental. $1200 buys you a light years better KDX.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1118079049.htm
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1113026376.htmThis is a lot of money, but I'mreally just posting it up bbecause its cool. Should come with the sticker kit at this money, and the engine is the wrong colour. PJ1 used to do the right shade.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Hahahahaha
Sigh
Hahaha.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1116783818.htm
I could do this all day, I'd better stop.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
No its seems I can't.
Shitty $400 hack from the 80s. Check
Exhaust wrap, check
Seat modified by an eight yearold. Check.
And where is that clutch lever pointed???
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/moto...1112214165.htm
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