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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    What on earth are they trying to portray in that add? Some kind of silly-haircut-fully-clothed-sodomy dance?
    Madness!……
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    Maybe that does ring a tiny bell in the distance. But WTF is the point of the add? Japanese Bizarro world.
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    Bizzaro sums it up. My good mate Harry thought it worth a send up!
    https://youtu.be/SBHjSsjWuM4
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    If it did include the original car youd need a shovel to move it.

    Those Hardleys must be dreadful to ride. Fortunately that's not the point of them. The point is to separate fools from thier money.
    your autocorrect changed drug dealers into fools!

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    Sorry I had it set to White Middle Class Sensibilities.
    I'll change it to MrT trash talk.

    "The point is to separate fools from thier money. I pity the Fools."

    Similar correction, but with some 80s Sass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    What on earth are they trying to portray in that add? Some kind of silly-haircut-fully-clothed-sodomy dance?
    I dont appreciate being kink-shamed in that way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    My guess its the talking heads dance or the one from the breakfast club.
    Its a Madness album cover
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    Suzukis are like lego so different tanks and stuff might fit. Because whatever that tank seat combo is, it is fucking hideous. The issue is the drop in the seat tubes but that is not the solution. Half arsed and hideous.

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/m...6?bof=S2E6Ch8I
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    [QUOTE=HenryDorsetCase;1131208367] Half arsed and hideous.

    Which is pretty much what I think whenever I see a bike people describe as a bobber, or a cafe racer. It's basically what you do to a bike when you don't have the time, money or class to do a proper restoration.

    I really don't know why so many people screw bikes up by chopping the hell out of them, then expecting others to share their enthusiasm for it.

    Like this.

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/m...4?bof=S2E6Ch8I

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Its a Madness album cover


    Talking heads same as it ever was



    madness


    but those that said madness are 100% correct




    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    [QUOTE=rastuscat;1131208370]
    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Half arsed and hideous.

    Which is pretty much what I think whenever I see a bike people describe as a bobber, or a cafe racer. It's basically what you do to a bike when you don't have the time, money or class to do a proper restoration.

    I really don't know why so many people screw bikes up by chopping the hell out of them, then expecting others to share their enthusiasm for it.

    Like this.

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/m...4?bof=S2E6Ch8I
    When that came up on screen, I flinched. I thought it was a white Munch. It does rival a Munch for ugly.

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    The side covers and seat are wrong. It could be easily sorted for the money but there is so many bits that have been painted badly and need stripping back and redoing, such as the front calipers and lever setups.
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    Jeebus they are both nasty, but the GSX takes it for why the fuck did you not change the tank? It looks like a mutant penis.
    And the side picture shows the gap where the equally dumb seat clearly is just rested on top, probably held on with nails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Suzukis are like lego so different tanks and stuff might fit. Because whatever that tank seat combo is, it is fucking hideous. The issue is the drop in the seat tubes but that is not the solution. Half arsed and hideous.

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/m...6?bof=S2E6Ch8I
    All that bike needs is another 6 in the number on the side.
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    https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/m...9?bof=GpsD2iFf

    I dont know about optimistic, but Id be concerned about the health of my cock while riding this beauty

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