Riding to work was short lived

[Yamahardman]

Sadly not quite, just a twin barrel with a ramflo, factory gt extractors and a single resonator in the exhaust tube (and a few other technical details engine wise).

Was sad when that car got stolen They must have pushed it away, the neighbors would have heard it and recognised it otherwise.

Thats a shit that it got pinched. I'm planning to chuck a couple of sidedrafts on my gemini as well as a hot cam and doubled valve springs, haha

[The Reibz]

Cunts need to harden the fuck up

[BigAl]

To be fair it is a concern that the evil motorcyclist is awakening people in the .....
followed by the po-po, lights screaming. I'm living the dream in suburbia NZ. Fuck yeah.

Lol that could be an episode on the GC, might get folks watching it.

[Tazz]

Spray. Sell one you your cars. Buy an old V8. Remove mufflers. Enjoy. Wait for note asking you to ride bike to work again. Walk away. =D

Either that or just ignore it. Might have a kid or something it is upsetting or they could just be soft, but who knows if they don't speak up. Personally I'd keep riding it. Some people just like to complain.

[nzspokes]

Dont you work 1k from home?

Walk to work....

[Robbo]

So what do they do on a stormy night when there is loud thunder. Do they put an anonymous letter in gods letterbox?
Moaning old cunts.. Just ignore them and carry on as usual..

[Kickaha]

Dont you work 1k from home?

Walk to work....

That's what I told the lazy cunt to do

[Voltaire]

Turn down the volume on the hearing aids.
My neighbour came over to tell me about the smoke from his UmU......haven't you got a BBQ? I asked.....

[EJK]

What did you expect? Your bike's got what, full M4 exhaust system or something.

[ZeroIndex]

screw them... the best part of lying in bed in the morning is waking up before the alarm and getting to go back to sleep.

[Stevee2]

If they don't have the guts to see you in person then who cares what they think. It's good of you to be considerate but how dare they tell you how you can and cannot get to work

[jellywrestler]

Returned home today to find an unsigned letter in the mailbox requesting i dont,even pointed out that we own 2 cars so there was no reason for me to take the bike to work at all(thats considerate eh).We have a number of old folks self owned units across the road and have always got on well with all the owners so went door knocking and no it wasnt them one old bloke said it was a "delight to listen to".6am isnt exactly early to my way of thinking,thing that irks me the most is that they didnt put a name on the note so i cant even go and discuss it unless i just door knock down the street until i find the writer,anyone else had this?In fairness will add that my old TL is a shit of a thing when cold and does require some warming up but its not like its sitting there for any great length of time.

send them all earplugs

[SVboy]

To be fair it is a concern that the evil motorcyclist is awakening people in the street to head off to a legitimate place of employment.

One should consider throwing in afore mentioned employment and enrolling on the state funded dole, arising at a more gentlemanly time of say 11am, checking ones crops to ensure quality control is being adhered to. Servicing ones women folk. Enjoying a respectable lunchtime brew. Servicing ones women folk. Tending crops again as required. Servicing ones women folk.
By now it is approximately 3.00pm. What the fuck - stroll down to the local high school to check out the up coming talent - shit take a few pix on the new S4 you acquired from last weeks smash and grab. Upload said questionable pictures to your restricted 'paid members only' website. Money in the bank. Shit if you are in luck one of those girls will become PM in a couple of decades and you will be able to blackmail her ....

Jesus is it 4.00pm already, consider servicing your women folk, nah - settle for a drug induced BJ and phone the TAB - 'she will be right' is looking good 10-1 and you have a tip from the jockey you threatened to arse fuck last week if he did not throw the race. Hell you are flying by now on the lines and smoke you have done this arvo that you may arse fuck him anyway. You quickly download some hard core girl-on girl porn to reassure yourself that you are not gay. Ahhh that's better.

Jesus is that the old fart from next door yelling over the fence about the volume of the music. Fuck me does he not enjoy Iron Maiden - classic band, old fuck must be gay - wind up the volume, maybe it will get his old wife wet......briefly consider servicing her but draw a line at over 70's. After all you are not a sick bastard......

Fuck you are really flying now - 5.00pm. WTF maybe I'll fire up the TL. Jesus I'm naked and hard, WTF I'm ready to ride. Push the starter, first jab of starter and the TL lights, Jap bikes forever - Jesus it is loud, bells of hell loud, give her a rev. Mother the neighbours must be pissed. Fuck em wait till they see me pop a naked wheelie.

Roll the TL out onto the street, excellent I have a full audience, fuck me the parents of the girls I took those up-skirts images of last week in the mall have turned up to watch me. Excellent. Jesus if the old lady had not taken the kids to her mum this arvo after the last rear end servicing you gave her, she'd be most proud.

The TL is humming 160kms on the back wheel, followed by the po-po, lights screaming. I'm living the dream in suburbia NZ. Fuck yeah.

I briefly though this literary masterpiece was about axle, but then I realized that tosser does not even have a bike with which to disturb the neighbors.

[Tigadee]

Oi,i am fucking near old myself mateThe bikes not overly loud,a V-twin with Carbon cans but legal.

A banana down each pipe will soon sort you out, you hooligan on two wheels!

Or you could bake/buy a half dozen muffins for each house on the street and with a note saying sorry for bothering the anonymous (i.e. cowardly) person... and just continue riding to work.

You've done your bit for good neighbour relations and injected a bit of guilt (if they can feel any) for being wankers.

[MisterD]

bogan. Theyre old.

So it won't be them complaining, they've been up since 4am when their Teasmade woke them with a lovely cuppa.