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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    There was a young dumbarse on here that did that in about '06, took photos from hospital and everything.
    Yep immediately thought of that too. Was his name Liam? Did he also drop his brand new Daytona 675 off a ute/trailer while trying to get it down at Taupo track?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strandedinnz View Post
    I gave my boys a lesson on what would happen to their fingers if they messed about while lubing the chain on their (pedal) bikes .. I caught them with the bikes on their stands whizzing the wheel fast while hand pedalling and dripping the oil in the chain as it went round .. a quick lecture and demo of running a carrot between the chain and sprocket might get them to think twice, but they are still kids though so now I guess they'll experiment with what else can get chewed up by their bike chain (just so long as it's not fingers!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    A couple of hours ago Simon Crafar posted the following from Almeria in Spain:

    "Today a guy was spraying lube on his chain, engine running, in gear on paddock stand
    Crunch
    His mates found his finger in the belly pan."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Yep immediately thought of that too. Was his name Liam? Did he also drop his brand new Daytona 675 off a ute/trailer while trying to get it down at Taupo track?
    I reckoned it was him... couldn't find the account though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    ive done that so fucking much. And still have all my fingers.
    Therefore i can d'deuce that he was a fucking moron and deserved it.
    Hahaha fuck your crackup bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Yep immediately thought of that too. Was his name Liam? Did he also drop his brand new Daytona 675 off a ute/trailer while trying to get it down at Taupo track?
    Yes to all of the above

    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    I reckoned it was him... couldn't find the account though...
    it was him alright, may have changed his handle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    I reckoned it was him... couldn't find the account though...
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...t=finger+chain

    Fucksakes took me 2 mins, best you hand your moderator powers over to me, N00b!

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    Quote Originally Posted by G4L4XY View Post
    Hahaha fuck your crackup bro
    know what else is fuken crack up bro? Grammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    know what else is fuken crack up bro? Grammer.
    I think he was referring to what he would like to do to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    know what else is fuken crack up bro? Grammer.
    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    I think he was referring to what he would like to do to you.
    I think nods right. He's after your arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    I think he was referring to what he would like to do to you.
    git r fuked up on crack? Keen.
    Im gonna need a big dark space, mean sounds, and lots of cushions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gammaguy View Post
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    Crafar is visiting a series of tracks in Spain, presumably to conduct rider training. So what makes you think he would report something that didn't happen?
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    I see that Crafar has wrapped up his effort in Almeria and has moved his MotoVudu school to Portimao for a day or two. Not a bad gig he's got.
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