Worst I had was a geezer open his door while I was filtering through stationary traffic. Caught my leg and bent his hinge a bit. Pulled over and had a chat, he called mr plod and we had another chat. 5-0 gave him a ticket for opening his door without checking the way was clear or some such.
I went on my way. Cop wouldn't let him go as he was not able to close his door.
Apart from doing the splits on a bike I thought it was a good outcome.
White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.
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