Father's day gifts

[SPORK]

My cat took a shit on my jeans.

Thanks Ruby...

[John]

hey my cats called ruby, shes a big fluffy pussy - like seriously shes massive, she pissed on my christmas presents years back. damn cat

[SPORK]

hey my cats called ruby, shes a big fluffy pussy - like seriously shes massive, she pissed on my christmas presents years back. damn cat

I think it's a conspiricy. Don't name your cats Ruby, people.

[John]

I think it's a conspiricy. Don't name your cats Ruby, people.

Iranian death squad???????

[SPORK]

Iranian death squad???????

More like LIZ SHAW DEATH CAMP OF HORRORS!

[John]

More like LIZ SHAW DEATH CAMP OF HORRORS!

ahhh the googles my eyes they burn the jaggiessssssssss arrrrghhhhhhh

[Big Dave]

Take your cat's piss somewhere else - this thread is about father's day and some nice sentiments.

[SPORK]

The goggles, they do nossing! BLOODY ACCIDENTLY SEEING THEM DAMN YUCKNESS MADE ME EAT MY EYEBALLS OUT WITH A SPPPOOOOOOOO0000N!

[Beemer]

Know what you mean, Scaredy Cat brought me a tail-less skink for fathers day, dunno how he managed to squeeze catching a skink into his tight sleeping schedule.....

Andy will be disappointed when he gets home from the Cold Kiwi, Flash brought home an early Father's Day present for him this morning - a dead baby bunny. Looks like he must have climbed right in the rabbit hole to get it, he's absolutely filthy - covered in dirt and his white face is brown!

I picked up a nice little extra at the Warehouse yesterday for only $9.99 - the original remastered DVD of Gone in 60 Seconds - he reckons it's much better than the remake. Oh, and a bar of macadamia nut chocolate, he shouldn't have anything to complain about tomorrow!