A sobering read

[Akzle]

Remind me to share my recipe for Limoncello powered Margaritas.

fuken, do.

[FJRider]

A policy I've spent a large part of my life selling to the fairer aspect of our population.

The success of which seems to be inversely proportionate to the quantity of internal dampness I've most recently been indulging in.

Drink more beer ... it's been known to reduce dampness ..

[Ocean1]

fuken, do.

First you need to have invented Limecello. Using 70% premium Vodka, 10% high grade sugar and 20% lime juice.

Then you need to store the 6 Litres for a few years and move house so you find it again.

Then you have to go to Hawaii with a couple of master pissheads and sample the local cocktails.

And attempt, months later, through an alcoholic haze to remember how to make some of them.

And get it horribly wrong.

Bung one mug of Limecello, one mug of Tequila, half a mug of Cointreau, the juice of half a dozen lemons and a mug of ice into a blender.

Twice.

[Akzle]

First you need to have invented Limecello. Using 70% premium Vodka, 10% high grade sugar and 20% lime juice.

Then you need to store the 6 Litres for a few years and move house so you find it again.

Then you have to go to Hawaii with a couple of master pissheads and sample the local cocktails.

And attempt, months later, through an alcoholic haze to remember how to make some of them.

And get it horribly wrong.

Bung one mug of Limecello, one mug of Tequila, half a mug of Cointreau, the juice of half a dozen lemons and a mug of ice into a blender.

Twice.

hrm. I have a limoncellocutionist for that, as for the rest, sounds a lot like my formative years.
Ill let you know!
Doesnt sound like the mix to waste the 1800 on though.
And who the fuck buys contreau??