Knock knock, whos there - my local labour can-of-dates, hello mate what the jasus do you want?
Well my vote it seems, and i says fine, but what are you going to do for me as a motorcyclist, I plead my case for low fuel comsuption and low conjestion impact on the roads, low parking needs and so on and so forth.
Know what i got?
The biggest dumb look i've ever seen and then the facts as i had presented them rehashed and spat back at me, to which i says "well i was actually thinking of some sort of tax relief for doing my bit and all", ah yes that got him, the f***er couldn't leave fast enough. What was i thinking, that the bollix might have been interested, silly me. does leave me with a bit of a problem about who to vote for, 'cus i can't see any of the other wankers being any better. I wonder what the greens will say
"Don't vote, it only encourages the bastards" - Billy Connolly
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