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    I have to go for surgery.

    I borrowed the SuperDuke for the weekend and I can't get the stupid grin off my face. This beast has to be the most fun you can have fully clothed.
    When I first rode it it felt really strange, like some overweight dirt bike. But through the first twistys on SH18, I was grinning like a loon and winding it out just to hear the overun through the Akrapovic system, which sounds like the rumblings and gurglings of hell.
    I met up with Pixie and we heading up SH16. The danger with the KTM is that it makes you feel invincible. Corner tightens? Just push it down like a Motard. It gives you a choice of lines for any corner. The brakes just STOP, one finger is all you need.
    The wind blast only becomes an issue over 160 (so I'm told). The seat feels hard, but wasn't a worry, the fuel light coming on at 100 km's sees to that. There was probably 4 or 5 litres left, but I didn't trust a bike I didn't know. We came back through Kaipara Flats Rd which is all sealed now, this has some seriously tight sections that the KTM ate up and looked for more, you barely need to change gear, just roll it on and off in second.
    I didn't want to get off the thing, now I'm trying to figure out how I can get owning two bikes past the CFO.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Lucky bugger. I would love to have a play on one of those.
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    Than facing fearful odds
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    Ah something for the weekend sir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Lucky bugger. I would love to have a play on one of those.
    You bet, ChCh to Greymouth and back twice just for fun.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    I read the headline and thought you were finally getting something done about that sense of humour.

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    Don't think you can get a curmudgeondectomy in this country.

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    Sounds like a great bike. I will look forward to seeing some on the road.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    I read the headline and thought you were finally getting something done about that sense of humour.
    Mine's curable, yours is terminal.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dawnrazor
    Don't think you can get a curmudgeondectomy in this country.
    True, but optianalectomys are available. There will be heavy demand after the election though.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    By the way that Lou Girardin wrote in his OP, it sounds very much like he may of had trepanation surgery performed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    True, but optianalectomys are available. There will be heavy demand after the election though.
    i would have thought demand for them runs at full steam all year round

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    Quote Originally Posted by dawnrazor
    i would have thought demand for them runs at full steam all year round
    It did until the advent of Prozac.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    back to the Superduke commentary

    Yesterday someone, apparently a KTM bike shop dealer from ...?, turns up at the Kiwirider trackday at Manfeild to show off the demo bike. He looked sad so I volunteered to take the bike off his hands for a spell. Shit a brick what an awesome ride that was. One word kept coming to mind to sum it up .. absolute totally FUN!
    Handing the bike back was a tough call. Comfort, cool looks, light, powerful and a compulsory smile the minute you hit the starter. Then there's the fantastic brakes. Stoppies like nothing else with 2 wheels.
    It would be great to ride the KTM and a Speedtriple back to back.
    Why are we being tortured with so many amazing bikes to pick from.
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    People seem to be beginning to realise that trailbikes really are the ideal machines for the road.
    (don't try to tell me the Super Duke is not a trail bike)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD
    Yesterday someone, apparently a KTM bike shop dealer from ...?, turns up at the Kiwirider trackday at Manfeild to show off the demo bike. He looked sad so I volunteered to take the bike off his hands for a spell. Shit a brick what an awesome ride that was. One word kept coming to mind to sum it up .. absolute totally FUN!
    Handing the bike back was a tough call. Comfort, cool looks, light, powerful and a compulsory smile the minute you hit the starter. Then there's the fantastic brakes. Stoppies like nothing else with 2 wheels.
    It would be great to ride the KTM and a Speedtriple back to back.
    Why are we being tortured with so many amazing bikes to pick from.

    The dealer was from AFC Motorcycles in Palmerston North. Did that Akropovic (sp?) system look/sound good or what??!!

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