A squirt of turps on the dog's arse will soon stop it peeing on your bike cover - and it is quite amusing to watch as it runs along then drops its arse on the ground trying to wipe it off! Not that I have ever done anything so cruel...![]()
A squirt of turps on the dog's arse will soon stop it peeing on your bike cover - and it is quite amusing to watch as it runs along then drops its arse on the ground trying to wipe it off! Not that I have ever done anything so cruel...![]()
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Do what a friend and I have done. Catch the bastard in a trap of some sort. Cover him in waste oil and send him home. They dont come back
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Mothballs. But first you have to catch the moths....![]()
Seriously, mothballs do work, haven't had any problem with critturs pee-ing on my H-Ds wheels since I started leaving a few mothballs scattered near them.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Why do moths fly with their legs apart?Originally Posted by scumdog
Seen the size of moth balls.
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Also if you see the dog or cat doing it, have a jolly good water gun and aim and fire at it... it will stop the critters coming back.
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We tried water with my cat to keep it off mums leather couch..
The cat managed to turn it into a game and absolutely loved having water squirted at him...
eventually he decided claws and leather couch were a good mix![]()
Follow the dog home and then reciprocate on its owner's car...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Vinegar works quite well, it neutralises the urea/ammonia and the cats/dogs don't like the smell of it.Originally Posted by vifferman
Originally Posted by Big Dave
thats funy
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Oh so subtleOriginally Posted by Hitcher
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
seriously now if this doesnt work nothing will go to:
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/l...8-claymore.htm
You violent individualI like your thinking
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
go take a shit on the owners cars bonnet.
Maybe you could put some food there once or twice.
I don't think cats / dogs like pissing where they eat. Hopefully the dog will remember not to piss there when you don't put food out anymore.
"They say that if I do bungy jumping too much, I might get brian damage."
"I don't even know who Brian is"
Now thats just excessive, you'd have the armed offender squad 'round & everything, & shotgun ammo is expensive...Originally Posted by enigma51
Far better off to use a silenced .22.![]()
Then chuck the carcass on the road & run over it so no one suspects anything.
Not that I would know...![]()
Cheers
Clint
Vicks chest rub - the smelly one. Rub it on the cover. Dog's hate it. Or and Citrus based things, as my steamed fellow KB member has just instinuflated.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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