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    A squirt of turps on the dog's arse will soon stop it peeing on your bike cover - and it is quite amusing to watch as it runs along then drops its arse on the ground trying to wipe it off! Not that I have ever done anything so cruel...
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    Do what a friend and I have done. Catch the bastard in a trap of some sort. Cover him in waste oil and send him home. They dont come back
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    Mothballs. But first you have to catch the moths....

    Seriously, mothballs do work, haven't had any problem with critturs pee-ing on my H-Ds wheels since I started leaving a few mothballs scattered near them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Mothballs. But first you have to catch the moths....
    .
    Why do moths fly with their legs apart?
    Seen the size of moth balls.

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    [QUOTE=crashe]

    Also if you see the dog or cat doing it, have a jolly good water gun and aim and fire at it... it will stop the critters coming back.

    QUOTE]



    We tried water with my cat to keep it off mums leather couch..


    The cat managed to turn it into a game and absolutely loved having water squirted at him...

    eventually he decided claws and leather couch were a good mix

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    Follow the dog home and then reciprocate on its owner's car...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman
    The trouble is, if you just clean the cover, some of the smell may linger (dog's noses are millions of times more sensitive than ours), so the dog will just pee on it again. Don't clean it with anything with ammonia in it, as that will make animals more likely to pee on it.
    I suggested citronella, as I knew it worked with cats, so figured dogs would be the same. The trick is to use something that dogs don't like the smell of. Eau de cats arse, mayhap? I dunno...
    Vinegar works quite well, it neutralises the urea/ammonia and the cats/dogs don't like the smell of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Why do moths fly with their legs apart?
    Seen the size of moth balls.
    thats funy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Follow the dog home and then reciprocate on its owner's car...
    Oh so subtle
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    seriously now if this doesnt work nothing will go to:
    http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/l...8-claymore.htm

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    You violent individual I like your thinking
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
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    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    go take a shit on the owners cars bonnet.

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    Maybe you could put some food there once or twice.
    I don't think cats / dogs like pissing where they eat. Hopefully the dog will remember not to piss there when you don't put food out anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    Heard of a shot gun?
    Now thats just excessive, you'd have the armed offender squad 'round & everything, & shotgun ammo is expensive...

    Far better off to use a silenced .22.
    Then chuck the carcass on the road & run over it so no one suspects anything.

    Not that I would know...

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    Vicks chest rub - the smelly one. Rub it on the cover. Dog's hate it. Or and Citrus based things, as my steamed fellow KB member has just instinuflated.
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