looking after the newbies on here

[Zed]

you offering sex to men again zed

Don't flatter yourself sixpack. You've been in those chat rooms again havn't you.

[SixPackBack]

Don't flatter yourself sixpack. You've been in those chat rooms again havn't you.

give us a kiss an i'll tell you sweetheart :hbd:

[Sniper]

Oi, you two play nice

[John]

can you play nice with me???

[Deano]

Any one keen on a God ride one weekend,

Is that riding on a wing and a prayer ?

[pyrocam]

I was hoping this thread had turned into an all out flame war by now. I ve missed so many

[John]

I was hoping this thread had turned into an all out flame war by now. I ve missed so many

its a message...you suck....

buurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn

[WINJA]

Don't fucken ask mate. It's gone, put it that way. Didn't crash it though.

Let's ust say you're going to get a hell of alot more practice than me before our rematch.

But then, you'll need it.......

NOW I GOTTA KNOW , WHERES THE BIKE? CONFISCATED PER CHANCE?
IS IT A PROBLEM THAT CAN BE FIXED?

[**R1**]

Don't fucken ask mate. It's gone, put it that way. Didn't crash it though.

Let's ust say you're going to get a hell of alot more practice than me before our rematch.

But then, you'll need it.......

Smart prick!!! Na that sucks bro, how long till u get another?? Did the Coppers take it off u?

[White trash]

NOW I GOTTA KNOW , WHERES THE BIKE? CONFISCATED PER CHANCE?
IS IT A PROBLEM THAT CAN BE FIXED?

Smart prick!!! Na that sucks bro, how long till u get another?? Did the Coppers take it off u?

Funny how people instantly come to that conclusion. You guys think I'm a dangerous bastard?

Nah, more financial drain than I can handle right now. It's all good, give me a while to sort some shit and I'll have a new toy to use in a manner likely to cause offence.

That should get some smartarse comments......

[SuperDave]

Tell you what if any one here wants to get together to talk about there issues then just post a reply and i will talk to god for you.

Hell yeah! We have a prophet. Would you mind asking God to send 5 grand my way soon? Also could you ask god to give me a bigger dick if that's not too much trouble.

[cowpoos]

There was this 63 yr old guy right....jusr brought himself a new triumph.
He was cruzing along state highway one and 110kmph...enjoying the freedom of his new bike....
Then some flashing lights appeared behind him....shit.....he says....and he speeds up to 160....
And the flashing lights are still there...getting closer!!!
so he speeds up to 180...shitting him self completely now...
but the cop is almost on his tail...so he gives her alittle more...gets up to 190 for awhile....until he decides he better stop...
so he slows down and pulls over...pretty pissed off with him self....

Cop walks up and says....whats the story old timer? you have a reason for running away from me?

Oldtimers says: Well...my wife ran off with a cop last week...and I thought you were trying to catch up to give her back!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hbd:

[Sniper]

There was this 63 yr old guy right....jusr brought himself a new triumph.
He was cruzing along state highway one and 110kmph...enjoying the freedom of his new bike....
Then some flashing lights appeared behind him....shit.....he says....and he speeds up to 160....
And the flashing lights are still there...getting closer!!!
so he speeds up to 180...shitting him self completely now...
but the cop is almost on his tail...so he gives her alittle more...gets up to 190 for awhile....until he decides he better stop...
so he slows down and pulls over...pretty pissed off with him self....

Cop walks up and says....whats the story old timer? you have a reason for running away from me?

Oldtimers says: Well...my wife ran off with a cop last week...and I thought you were trying to catch up to give her back!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hbd:

Oh god, that joke is getting old and you have effectivly ruined it

[**R1**]

Funny how people instantly come to that conclusion. You guys think I'm a dangerous bastard?

Nah, more financial drain than I can handle right now. It's all good, give me a while to sort some shit and I'll have a new toy to use in a manner likely to cause offence.

That should get some smartarse comments......

I didnt think the coppers would have got it, u dont strike me as the type to stop especialy if ya had done something bad enough to have a bike cofiscated..best of luck sorting a new one....and you know i could kick your arse now aye? come prove me wrong

[WINJA]

Funny how people instantly come to that conclusion. You guys think I'm a dangerous bastard?

Nah, more financial drain than I can handle right now. It's all good, give me a while to sort some shit and I'll have a new toy to use in a manner likely to cause offence.

That should get some smartarse comments......

YOU CAN RIDE MY STREET MAGIC BETWEEN COATS OF ROOF PAINT ,SORRY TO HEAR BOUT YOUR LUCK , GOOD ECONOMIC CLIMATE AT THE MOMENT , YOULL HAVE THAT K6 GSXR1000 IN NO TIME