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    There was this biker

    He had just purchased an old dunger of a bike. By some freak it was road legal.it was leaking oil everywhere,and ran most of the time on at least 2 of its 4 cylinders.An idle was out of the question The 4 into one sort of directed exhaust gasses backwards.You get the picture
    Riding this creation home he stood up on the pegs to rest his sore backside.
    The local cops decided to pull him over. He sat revving this machine as the cops aproached.He was told to shut the bike off -nope Ill never get it going again was his reply.
    Cops offered to push start the bike.
    All the licence and rego checks done the biker then calls on the cops to come good with their offer.
    Up and down the cops ran -pushing this horrible machine.
    A fair old sweat was raised on the cops brows and they finally give up.
    Once the cop wagon has dissapeared into the distance the biker smiles to himself.
    Flicks the hidden kill switch,Hits the starter button and rides off on his way.
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    Once the cop wagon has dissapeared into the distance the biker smiles to himself.
    Flicks the hidden kill switch,Hits the starter button and rides off on his way.



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    ahahhaha thats funnier than the spider on my shoulder!
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    Funny how the old stories come around again.......
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    Ahhh but ya see this is a true story -
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Evil...pure evil.
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    Farking brilliant Frosty. You say it's a true story, anyone we know of?

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    HAHAHA that was great frosty you are an evil man
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    I can neither confirm or deny it was me -on the old albany highway 3 years ago. On an ex police CB650
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    I like the idea of that! Although I could have killed the sod who pushed in my kill switch recently - got the bike out and it wouldn't start for love nor money! Checked the petrol, then noticed the button was pushed in - duh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    I like the idea of that! Although I could have killed the sod who pushed in my kill switch recently - got the bike out and it wouldn't start for love nor money! Checked the petrol, then noticed the button was pushed in - duh!
    The bike does it all by itself. Just to get the rider stirred up. Frosty it wasn't one of the ignition pickups that was faulty was it? Not uncommon on those things.

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    Fuggin briliant! well done! laughing my tits off
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    Ahhh but ya see this is a true story -
    and you know this because ..........................?
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Arrow Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!

    Kinda made my day reading this, cheers!
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    Excellent.... I even got the missus to read that one.
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