If anyone shakes your hand like this

[Sniper]

Run far far away!!!

[froggyfrenchman]

thanks for the heads up! *Says homophobic frog

[Beemer]

'spose it gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'fuck knuckle'...

[Wolf]

Strange - all the gays I've met reckon they leave the whole secret handshake shit to the Freemasons

Seems there are some things that are just to ghey for homosexuals to do.

[placidfemme]

Strange - all the gays I've met reckon they leave the whole secret handshake shit to the Freemasons

Seems there are some things that are just to ghey for homosexuals to do.

Yup... homo's don't do stupid hand shakes... they just ask "are you guy? wanna shag?"

Why waste time with stupid handshakes...

*thinks homophobic people are insecure with thier own sexuality*

[MikeL]

Hmm... Baptist origin. Figures.

Rid the world of nasty homos and their evil handshakes. But sex with 9-year old girls is O.K.

[The Stranger:Me]

how do you know that it is bed time in the rectory?

The big hand is on the little hand.

[WRT]

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot
mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said:
"What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

[Wolf]

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet, and a top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

Q: Why did Elton John cry at Diana's funeral?

A: Some queen had to care.

Told that to a gay friend of mine and he was most put out that a "straight" had heard a gay joke before he had. He was going to have a few bitchy words with "the gay community" up in Auckland as to why he had had to learn the joke from an outsider.

[Beemer]

Years ago I was going out with this guy who had a mate who was gay and he used to make me laugh so much I nearly cried. Very witty!

He left his umbrella behind in the pub one day and when he went in to ask if anyone had handed it in, the barman grabbed it from behind the counter and said "here you go, fairy, here's your wand". The guy tapped him on the shoulder with it like he was knighting him and said "turn to shit!" The whole pub burst out laughing and the barman looked really embarrassed!