102nd use for a dead cat

**Motu** · 14th September 2005, 21:58

I have opperatives missing in action - can you return the flea collars please so I can inform the next of kin....not my favorite task.

I wonder of possum cadavers could produce a similar result? I could pick up half a tanks worth on my way to work.

**ben444** · 14th September 2005, 23:01

don't forget to pick up this one...

**Dadpole** · 14th September 2005, 23:38

Originally Posted by DanielWells

Just install a scoop on the front of the bike, a little cat-burning stove on the back and you've got your own eco-friendly bike!

You make 'em, I'll sell 'em.
We'll be rich - RICH I tell you

**RiderInBlack** · 15th September 2005, 07:06

Heard that on the radio yesterday and thought:

"Mmmm, the Lion Man is not far from here. I wonder how much fuel I could get out of a Lion or a Tiger. It would put a whole new spin on an old saying "Putting a tiger in your tank"

**Lou Girardin** · 15th September 2005, 08:12

If a cat makes 2.5 litres, the corpse of any bastard that had a go at ours would make about 20.
C'mon punk, fill my tank.

**strayjuliet** · 15th September 2005, 08:15

Originally Posted by RiderInBlack

Heard that on the radio yesterday and thought:

"Mmmm, the Lion Man is not far from here. I wonder how much fuel I could get out of a Lion or a Tiger. It would put a whole new spin on an old saying "Putting a tiger in your tank"

That's mean. I would like to see ya try to get a tiger from the Lion Mans park lol, would be good for a laugh.

**Mooch** · 15th September 2005, 08:22

Sounds like I need to track down this inventer and turn him into diesel . He's prbably worth 40 cats .Maybe I'll use him for rear a tyre traction exercise. Anyone in NZ that considers this will have me to anwser to ! ( my much loved cat is on holiday with grand parents )

**Mooch** · 15th September 2005, 08:25

Originally Posted by ben444

don't forget to pick up this one...

edited ... ryhmes with punt ......

**Pancakes** · 15th September 2005, 09:58

Are there any production diesel bikes? Imagine the torque

**Biff** · 15th September 2005, 12:15

Originally Posted by BrianGB

Are there any production diesel bikes? Imagine the torque

Nope - but there is a Dutch company that has just developed a single cylinder diesel machine. It's currently under test, possible launch next year apparently.