So I was ambling over to the Rapa this morning to scrub in some new tyres (love these PPs) and to greet me at the bottom of the Te Marua side of the hill is a new sign. Well I've not noticed it before. It has a picture of a motorcycle with the words - HIGH RISK ROUTE
Shagging a prostitute without a rubber is a HIGH RISK ROOT. Lets see signs like that outside brothels
Bollocks I said. Bloody soft cock do-gooders, poofters laying the blame for all the world's ills at our feet. Bet they were all SUV drivers who came up with this pearl of wisdom. I'd love to place a sign beside it. Motorcycle High Enjoyment Route - GO HARD!
Well bugger me though. On my way home, up the Rapa side there's a big traffic jam and when I get to the front there seems a bike or two may have had ..an incident. No one looked hurt, just a few Riders parked up milling around their bikes. Hope it was just a break down or they stopped to plant some native trees, because we're a good bunch of citizens. I can just hear the car folks saying, Didn't they read the sign?
Maybe if they erect a 'High murder zone' sign as you enter Auckland it will reduce the daily occurrence.
How about something more useful like;
DON'T SPILL DIESEL AND SHIT ON THE HILL
Or
DON'T CROSS THE #$%^ CENTRELINE
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