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    Are you a motorbike addict?

    How many of these apply to you?

    1. I have gone riding when I was depressed, or to cheer myself up.

    2. I have gone on riding binges of several tanks of gas or more in a day.

    3. I ride rapidly, often 'gulping' roads.

    4. I have sometimes ridden early in the morning or before work.

    5. I have hidden bikes in different places to sneak a ride in without being seen.

    6. Sometimes I avoid friends or family obligations in order to ride motorcycles.

    7. Sometimes I find myself analyzing sections of roads as if I was riding even while in cars.

    8. I am unable to enjoy myself with others unless there is a bike nearby.

    9. At a boring party, I will often slip off unnoticed to go riding.

    10. Riding has made me seek haunts and companions which I would otherwise avoid.

    11. I have neglected personal hygiene or household chores until I have finished a ride.

    12. I have spent money meant for necessities on accessories instead.

    13. I have attempted to complete an Iron Butt ride.

    14. Most of my friends are heavy motorcycle riders.

    15. I have sometimes passed out from a night of heavy riding.

    16. I have suffered 'blackouts' or memory loss from a bout of riding.

    17. I have wept, become angry or irrational because of a road I have ridden.

    18. I have sometimes wished I did not ride so much.

    19. Sometimes I think my riding is out of control.

    If you answered 'yes' to three or more of these questions, you may be a motorcycle addict. Affirmative responses to five or more indicates a serious problem.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Hmmmm,Looks like I got a problem then.
    Haven't mowed the lawns in weeks But replaced my rear wheel bearing this morning,Would'a done it yesterday but the shop wasn't open.

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    Oh God I didn't realise my "problem" had gotten soooo bad....Is there a "hanmer springs" equivalent for us ??
    Not even with yours!!!

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    Problem?, What problem? I can stop anytime I want too.

    NO, I am NOT in denial!!

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    Yes I am...


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    What's the issue? There's nothing wrong with any of those points.

    What kind of a softy would worry about any of that??

    No. 11 describes my weekends beautifully.

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    ... could be ... who wants to know ?
    THe hand's farster than the eye ... keepan eye onda feet .. .

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    Talking Ooooo

    This is my new ambition - to be all of these!
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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    There are about 4 that don't apply....6 & 7 ring a clear bell.I see no problem here,but maybe we should all undergo regression by hypnosis to find out what unspeakable things were done to us as babies....then we can go out and molest babies to keep motorcycling alive.
    In and out of jobs, running free
    Waging war with society

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    There are about 4 that don't apply....6 & 7 ring a clear bell.I see no problem here,but maybe we should all undergo regression by hypnosis to find out what unspeakable things were done to us as babies....then we can go out and molest babies to keep motorcycling alive.
    That could be number 20!!

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    Without being too specific only three could not be directly answered as yes. I have a problem but don't care.

    I also have a confession to make, 3+ gf's have been binned in favour of keeping the bike.

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    Addict!.... not complaining either!
    /end communication

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motu
    There are about 4 that don't apply....6 & 7 ring a clear bell.I see no problem here,but maybe we should all undergo regression by hypnosis to find out what unspeakable things were done to us as babies....then we can go out and molest babies to keep motorcycling alive.
    Well I know what happened to me.
    It was an over dose of castor oil fumes and the sound of british bikes cracken
    up collage hill Rd,Plus for years I thought the BSA Gold flash was the best
    bike ever made.plus plus plus.

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    yep, must be an addict.

    And lets add a few more:

    20. I have more than one computer which remembers me if I log on to motorcycle forum sites.

    21. I log on to motorcycle forum sites more than once a day.

    22. I check the motorcycle forum sites both more than, and before, I check my email.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    or 23. I never log off the motorcycle sites

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