BLACK AND BLUE YOSHI

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

WELL SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT WHEN BUYING NEW GEAR
WHERE AND WHOS TRIED IT ON ?
A BROUGHT A NEW RACE SUIT THURSDAY 29TH SEPT
WENT FOR A RIDE THAT EVENING AS YOU DO
FRIDAY HOON WITH DOVER AND CO
SATURDAY MISTERY RIDE WHERE I DID THE INTO THE TANK TRYING TO JUMP A SUDSIDENCE IN THE ROAD (IT GOT A FEW OF US)
NO WORRIES THERE HAPPENS ON BIKES SOME TIMES
GREAT RIDE TO AWESOME ROADS AND KB,S
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING
GOT HOME AND I HAD A SMALL SCRATCH ON GROIN WHERE THE ZIP HAD GOT ME OUCH (YES SCORPIOGIRL I WAS WEARING NICKERS)
WENT OUT ON THE
SUNDAY MORNING GOT UP AND HAD A LITTLE SWELLING IN GROIN
BY 1130 I WAS AT LOCAL A/E TO SEE QUACK, AS THINGS WERE NOT LOOKING GOOD $80 LATER AND SOME DRUGS I WAS HOME IN BED FOR REST
MONDAY GOT UP AFTER A UNCOMFORTABLE SLEEP AND HOLLY CRAP BEST GET BACK TO ONE HR LATER IM IN HOSPITAL WITH A VERY NASTY INFECTION LUCKY THEY LET ME OUT AS I HAVE A VERY NICE NURSE FRIEND TO TAKE CARE OF ME
AS IT TURNS OUT A INFECTION PROB CAME FROM THE NEW LEATHERS SO TAKE CARE WHEN BUYING GEAR NEW OR USED AS YOU DONT KNOW WHERE OR WHOS TRIED THEM ON HMMMMMMMM
AND YES SOME OF YOU WILL TAKE THE PISS (JUZZER ) BUT YOU SAW THE INFECTION
CHEERS BLACK AND BLUE YOSHI

[kerryg]

AS IT TURNS OUT A INFECTION PROB CAME FROM THE NEW LEATHERS CHEERS BLACK AND BLUE YOSHI

And your missus believes you??

[SlowHand]

Ouch! bugger dude, hope you and little yoshi get better soon. Black and blue thing did make me piss my pants tho!

[Kornholio]

JESUS CHRIST dude that sucks...get well soon

[Sniper]

Fuck, funny story mate. Bugger about the swelling but some of us do try to keep it all day.

[bugjuice]

just watch you don't get mad cow disease from the leather..

[BLACKYOSHI1000]

And your missus believes you??

LMFAO SHES DA
THIS INFECTION WENT FROM A LITTLE SCRATCH DIDNT BREAK THE SKIN TO A AREA OF 150 MM X 80MM IN 36 HRS AND WAS THE SIZE OF A PAIR OF ROLLED UP SOCKS
PS IT WASNT THE OLD FELLA

[Sniper]

PS IT WASNT THE OLD FELLA

Damn, she would have been happy then

[Avignon]

All I can say is FUCK! :slap: You can only hope the diseased feral grot who tried the leathers on before you really suffered. Dont people were undergarments when trying on clothes!

[pyrocam]

well,
its a little sad.
but mainly its funny.

git bitter soon Yoshi

[kerryg]

THE SIZE OF A PAIR OF ROLLED UP SOCKS
PS IT WASNT THE OLD FELLA

Ah the nostalgia...reminds me of my first vasectomy. Imagine 2 purple-and-red-veined-grapefruit.....

[juzzer]

Probably some Punjabi, arse aflame with fiery farts and foreskin crammed with cream cheeese.....

does that come with a bagel?

What Mr Black & Blue forgot to mention is that the fine doctor gave him Penicillian & was at a party on Sat night with some VERY interesting people - even a coupla extremely angry ravin pomgolian lesbo's....I'll let you draw your own conclusions.... :spudwave:

[avgas]

know exactly how you feel yoshi
when i had my last big off....i broke my leg in 3 places (12 fractures).....but my hands (and thoughts) were cradling my poor balls. Whenever anyone asked me what hurt (on the side of Dom rd) i would say to them "Well my leg is broken, BUT MY BALLS FUCKEN HURT!!!"
Soon as i got out of hospital, i tried everything out see i was working. Cast and all

[dawnrazor]

So much for protection

[crashe]

OUCH..... Frozen peas will help take the swelling down....lol


I would have thought that everyone would wear knickers etc when trying on stuff.

You have to when trying on swimwear and knickers in shops as there are signs up.

Maybe its time the bike shops put up signs as well.

Yoshi - did you let the shop know what happened, so that they can make sure in future that all customers wear underwear when trying on new leathers.