Evidence: Has a sexy shella sat on my bike?

[Flyingpony]

Finished work for the day and then after spending a couple hours studying (6.5), returned back to my wee snoopy in the early evening (11:40pm) and discovered she had had a visitor.

Spread nicely across the fuel tank as if the reader had been sitting on her seat, was the magazine 'Beauty and you'.

So, theories arise:

* Has some sexy shella been sitting on my bike while I was away?

* Did some fellow KBer recognised my bike (not that anybody has met me yet) and decided to leave a subtle hint that I should give snoopy a very thorough clean?

* My bike is a beauty!

* (Other)

Nevertheless, I had a little chuckle riding home.

Horse.

[Biff]

Maybe someone thought you were just plain ugly and needed all the help you could get.

[madboy]

maybe someone thought it was a girl's bike?

[James Deuce]

Did you check the seat for Voodoo Butter?

[Marknz]

Did you check the seat for Voodoo Butter?

[Smorg]

If i found out someone had been sitting in my seat without me around i'd thump em' hot or not, "stay the #*@% away from my machine"

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Horse.

Dreamer

[Waylander]

If i found out someone had been sitting in my seat without me around i'd thump em' hot or not, "stay the #*@% away from my machine"

I'm with that guy.

[Al]

What did the seat smell like? (you DID smell the seat, didn't you.....?)

Al

[Beemer]

Evidence: Has a sexy shella sat on my bike?

What the hell is a shella? Do you think she may have been shelling peas whilst sitting on your bike? If so, I advise you to carefully check the seat for a strong smell of pea...

And be thankful she only sat on your seat and not shat on it.

[John]

could have been somedude jacking off on your comfortable seat.. or whatever no idea seemed like a good idea to me.... BJ????!??