How do you react when you see people talking on their phone or texting whilst driving

[unstuck]

naa i just let mr helmet camera do the looking, and settle down, I was only asking ffs

Thought so, school back soon thank fuck.

[HenryDorsetCase]

... but he said he was texting drunk so sorting that difference out would only cause more problems.

Then its entirely his own fault. If you are serious about the bit on the side your best bet is to pay by the hour, in cash. If you want to have a relationship then you have to treat it with the same level of respect as a decently-run CIA covert operation. Things to consider:

communications: second SIM Card or phone. keep that shit tight yo! dont leave it where your SO might find it. Dont talk on it where your SO might see you. Dont pay for it by credit card or account your SO has access to.

liaisons and assignations: have a plausibly deniable excuse for your absences. Use protection or be neutered. the LAST thing you want is a bastard child to fuck up your estate planning and succession to your kingdom or large multinational corporation.

physical evidence. Say you have an hour or an evening free to see your mistress. AT the very least you would want to (prior to seeing her) strip completely naked out of the clothes you are wearing. dress in a second set of clothes. Do what you're going to do. Then: shower,wash your hair and use a strongly scented (but the one you usually use) shower gel or cologne. (one of the Hugo Boss range is good).. discard those clothes* and dress in the first set and go about your business.

gifts etc: use your corporate card and hide it as an entertainment expense or, again, cash money.


If you're not willing to commit to at least these basic security precautions then frankly its because you want to be caught......


*burn them

[HenryDorsetCase]

Uploading selfies to bookface often sees me crossing the centre line unintentionally. Also, I think we need wider lanes on The Southern to accommodate this type of activity.

How do you go with the new selfie stick? I think there is a bylaw that says if you are using one while driving you are allowed to take up 1.5 lanes. Len said it was OK just as he was on the custard stroke with Bevan* Chuan




*what the FUCK is that about? Bevan? really? Unless she is a ladyboy which would explain a lot: Lens premature ejaculation in particular

[Tazz]

This may help you champ.

http://www2.potsdam.edu/alcohol/file...l#.VLf7kSuUeSo

http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2...udy-shows.html

And so the slope of 'dangerous' things that need to be banned continues...

[Madness]

How do you go with the new selfie stick? I think there is a bylaw that says if you are using one while driving you are allowed to take up 1.5 lanes.

Actually, I'm really pleased you asked. I've found that the selfie stick is great for passing my iPhone over to the vehicle in the lane beside me, so they can take a side-on action shot of me in my truck. You've got to be careful though, I passed my iPhone over to an islander dude in a Toyota Surf just before Christmas and before he passed it back he'd called half of Nukualofa. Cunt.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Actually, I'm really pleased you asked. I've found that the selfie stick is great for passing my iPhone over to the vehicle in the lane beside me, so they can take a side-on action shot of me in my truck. You've got to be careful though, I passed my iPhone over to an islander dude in a Toyota Surf just before Christmas and before he passed it back he'd called half of Nukualofa. Cunt.

the other big issue is the requirement for the iPhone equivalent of Cinemascope so he can get him, his wife, his sisters and cousins all in the same shot.

[caspernz]

You'd be getting the finger from me for your troubles and then I would *555 you with a made up story. If you get overtaken by someone who is exceeding the speed limit do you follow them until they pull over and then give them a lecture?

Either get a uniform or get fucked IMHO. No offense.

My thoughts exactly

[PrincessBandit]

You'd be getting the finger from me for your troubles ...
Either get a uniform or get fucked IMHO. No offense.

Does a dress-up one count?

[mossy1200]

How do you go with the new selfie stick? I think there is a bylaw that says if you are using one while driving you are allowed to take up 1.5 lanes. Len said it was OK just as he was on the custard stroke with Bevan* Chuan




*what the FUCK is that about? Bevan? really? Unless she is a ladyboy which would explain a lot: Lens premature ejaculation in particular

Wonder if the interweb upskirt recordings will increase with the invention of the upskirt stick. I mean selfie stick.

[98tls]

I see it all too often, I am riding down the road and see someone swerving left and right, when we come up to light lo and behold! They are on a fking cell phone, I normally react by knocking on the window and telling them to loose the phone, and so far they do as i ask, but what about you guys and gals, what do you all do when you see these kind of idiots

Bullshit.Thing is you knock on enough windows sooner or later someone will indeed object get outta the car and knock you over but by all means keep at it for all your worth,not saying it doesnt piss me off when i see it but look around theres far bigger issues to burden yourself with.

[Akzle]

im thoroughly sick of cunts recording shit.
Take kids for a snorkel, 3 gopro fucks.
Go to the beach, a dozen pad-holes.
Go for a walk, every prick attached to a mobile device.
Driving, every cunt with a dashcam and helmet cam.
AT THE FUKEN SUPERMARKET, german tourist shitheads.

FOR FUCK SAKE CUNTS. SHIT IS HAPPENING IN 3D HD FUKEN BILLION FPS, ALL AROUND YOU.
Fuck internet video. All you faggots.
Fuck!

[Madness]

AT THE FUKEN SUPERMARKET, german tourist shitheads.

Got a link to that?

[Berries]

Got a link to that?

Google is your friend.

[neels]

meh. The cops will get them, or they won't, either way doesn't affect my life unless they've almost run me over. Only at that point will appropriate action be taken.

[GrayWolf]

im thoroughly sick of cunts recording shit.
Take kids for a snorkel, 3 gopro fucks.
Go to the beach, a dozen pad-holes.
Go for a walk, every prick attached to a mobile device.
Driving, every cunt with a dashcam and helmet cam.
AT THE FUKEN SUPERMARKET, german tourist shitheads.

FOR FUCK SAKE CUNTS. SHIT IS HAPPENING IN 3D HD FUKEN BILLION FPS, ALL AROUND YOU.
Fuck internet video. All you faggots.
Fuck!

But as you keep reminding us ackzel, it's their RIGHT to do shit, when, where, how they want to. Your own 'rule book'.. so suck it up buttercup, looks like we found the chink in our resident 'go hard' Anarchist's armour..... stand outside his house with a 'go-pro' and he'll stay indoors, and grizzle about in in kiwibiker like a whiney byarch.