Wild thing. I think I love you.

**Maha** · 27th January 2015, 14:29

Originally Posted by haydes55

She has an older kwaka, no L plate and ATGATT

''short shorts showing a decent set of legs. then races a bike at the front of the queue, cutting perfect lines''

Confirmation it was not her.

**madbikeboy** · 27th January 2015, 14:47

Originally Posted by Maha

''short shorts showing a decent set of legs. then races a bike at the front of the queue, cutting perfect lines''

Confirmation it was not her.

The irony is that I was more impressed with her lines and confidence than her legs. I think there is something wrong with my programming.

**F5 Dave** · 27th January 2015, 15:35

What this thread is missing is a bunch of dudes posting "It was me" Or 'It was Koba'

**Tazz** · 27th January 2015, 16:07

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

The irony is that I was more impressed with her lines and confidence than her legs. I think there is something wrong with my programming.

**gjm** · 27th January 2015, 17:11

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

What this thread is missing is a bunch of dudes posting "It was me" Or 'It was Koba'

It was Akzle, on his hols.

**FJRider** · 27th January 2015, 18:29

Originally Posted by AllanB

... Or at least take photos!

I concur ... KB policy ... no pic's means it didn't happen liar ...

**FJRider** · 27th January 2015, 18:31

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

The irony is that I was more impressed with her lines and confidence than her legs. I think there is something wrong with my programming.

You're just old ... or gay.

**toycollector10** · 27th January 2015, 19:01

I once saw a young woman riding side saddle style one-handed holding her mini skirt down. And a guy in nothing except a pair of old school white gym shorts. Then there was "Mr undertaker" doing 60 kph roaring up the inside of a line of parked cars waiting at a pedestrian crossing. He blew the crossing and bracketed two little children about 5 years old or younger who were using the crossing. And last week, Mr No Shoes. Nothing surprises me these days.

**caspernz** · 27th January 2015, 19:15

I blame the heat, for it seems once we're above 25 or so, the desire to keep ones skin intact gives way to keeping cool...

Nothing surprises me, although it does annoy me...crocks and jandals for footwear, shorts and T-shirts...it seems helmets are the only thing some numpties accept as necessary. Shame most of us pay ACC for folks like this

**Pumba** · 27th January 2015, 19:23

This thread is pointless without pictures

**Berries** · 27th January 2015, 22:14

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

What is it about scooters that makes people so fucking retarded? Young girl on a scooter the other day, bare feet, short shorts, bikini top, bicycle helmet - she was getting a dressing down from a biker for being a moron - get this - he was telling her off for taking fucking selfies while she was riding down Lake Road in traffic...

Did she crash and die?

Originally Posted by caspernz

I blame the heat, for it seems once we're above 25 or so, the desire to keep ones skin intact gives way to keeping cool...

Nothing surprises me, although it does annoy me...crocks and jandals for footwear, shorts and T-shirts...it seems helmets are the only thing some numpties accept as necessary. Shame most of us pay ACC for folks like this

No, we pay ACC due to all the fuckwits that crash. What you wear only matters if you do crash and I imagine I would ride a damn sight differently if I had shorts on rather than my normal Levis. I blame all those who ATGATT to be honest. They crash as well so influence your ACC just as much.

**Maha** · 28th January 2015, 05:46

Originally Posted by Swoop

Takapuna spastics. It's all about the image.

No surprises there.

It seemingly is, scooter riders around here have fractionally worse road skills than the other road user nuisance....the cyclist.

**Big Dog** · 28th January 2015, 07:01

Saw a girl in running shorts the other day. Expensive shoes helmet and jacket so money not the reason. 90% gorgeous bronzed legs. The other 10 was the cellulite that appeared when she turned across the wind.

But what made me laugh was she dropped a knee in on one bend and based on her reaction got a cold blast up the cooze. That made me giggle but the thought "Does that make a sound like a blowing across a milk bottle?" made me laugh out loud.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

**pritch** · 28th January 2015, 08:13

Originally Posted by Big Dog

But what made me laugh was she dropped a knee in on one bend and based on her reaction got a cold blast up the cooze. That made me giggle but the thought "Does that make a sound like a blowing across a milk bottle?" made me laugh out loud.

Me too