Love my ST7

[Fatt Max]

Yes they do, especially my Tupperware


Too Fat To Ride Slim

[caseye]

Hum, yes the famous case! of the missing ( Still) tuppa whare from FM's saggy baggies.
Good to see yer visage back in ere mate.

[madbikeboy]

@FM - perhaps you might consider turning off BookFace. I haven't had a FB since 2009 (since an ex-furry triangle set it up for me). I don't waste an hour a day comparing my life to theirs, I don't have to put up with all the narcissistic bullshit, and I'm out there living instead.

In 50 years time we'll look back at FB as some sort of weird fad, and we'll note it as the turning point where people actually started to value their privacy. Or, it'll be the turning point where 24/7 self video started…

[Fatt Max]

@FM - perhaps you might consider turning off BookFace. …

but, but, but if I did that then who would know what my lunch looked like after I had ridden to a cafe with a bunch of people who would sooner stare at their phones than talk to each other...??

[madbikeboy]

but, but, but if I did that then who would know what my lunch looked like after I had ridden to a cafe with a bunch of people who would sooner stare at their phones than talk to each other...??

Sorry, I was taking a selfie while I was drinking this amazing soy-skinny-mochafrappalattechino - what did I miss?

List of people I'll shoot when I take control of the country (this is not the complete list, I don't want some people to get advance warning):
- People who text and drive.
- Fuckers who snap twit their fucking lunches
- Anyone who owns a Prius
- All country music singers. Especially the dead ones, I'll shoot those fuckers twice.

I have a special hate for a tool I saw the other day. Tool is a hipster, probably a barista, and he rides one of those ultra cool tiny unmuffled small displacement bikes that he probably bought from a catalogue. He parked up, front wheel into the curb facing downhill, then he made his entrance into the cafe next door to be greeted by an insanely hot 20 something blonde chickee. Proving that image wins every time.

[pritch]

- Fuckers who snap twit their fucking lunches

That can be tedious and one flat white looks pretty much like every other flat white. Unless you happen to be at Hanmer Springs.

I'd make an exception for the GP circus people snapping their dinner 'cause they are travelling lots and have some interesting meals. Probably have some interesting symptoms after some of them as well.

Oh, and Max is a lucky man having a bike that he likes and is not having to spend his time looking for the replacement.