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    Angry Thieving bankers!

    so there I am cruising up highway 1 out of Kaikoura slightly over the limit and I get tugged by the filth! Fair cop I was apparently doing 11kph over the crazy fast speed that you Kiwis are allowed to go at legally. What I wasn't prepared for was the frigging bank skimming me for another Lump on top, bloody rude that's what that is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by grubbytech View Post
    so there I am cruising up highway 1 out of Kaikoura slightly over the limit and I get tugged by the filth! Fair cop I was apparently doing 11kph over the crazy fast speed that you Kiwis are allowed to go at legally. What I wasn't prepared for was the frigging bank skimming me for another Lump on top, bloody rude that's what that is!
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    Don't stop.

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    what the fuck are you talking about? bank fees?



    but yeah.
    i've never had a cop pull me over and give me anything i want... so just don't stop.
    wave the fuckers past, and if they wont, go hit some gnarly gravel, most of them can't drive for shit.

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    As you were over the limit, clearly you must be dead.

    I'd refuse to pay on the grounds that your estate is ready to take it up the arse.
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    English please.

    Bank? GST? Transaction fee?

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    Your pommy sense of humour is lost on lotsa kiwis I reckon. Gremlin has the best advice, stay off the main thoroughfares and enjoy the b-roads.

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    Whinging Pom

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    Probably the bank clipping the ticket on the Visa card.
    The Police are only protecting you Tourist types from yourselves, SH1 is not the M1....or even the A1....more like a B road.
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    Fact of the day: The cumulative noun for bankers is a "wunch".
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    Quote Originally Posted by grubbytech View Post
    so there I am cruising up highway 1 out of Kaikoura slightly over the limit and I get tugged by the filth! Fair cop I was apparently doing 11kph over the crazy fast speed that you Kiwis are allowed to go at legally. What I wasn't prepared for was the frigging bank skimming me for another Lump on top, bloody rude that's what that is!
    So I presume this means you would prefer jail time instead of a financial penalty?
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