WHO IS THE FASTEST RIDER IN AUCKLAND?

[avgas]

Hey people,don't get upset.We will all learn from each other.Just wanna find out who has got the balls.It is good to recognise those people.

Ive got them, ive got the dent in my tank to prove it
But round town i ride like a nana, i reseve riding fast for:
a) When i really pissed off
b) the throttle is stuck
c) i end up having too much fun
When a,b,c all combine brakes become irrelevant devices, and luck is the best defense to not dying.
Can i ride your bike round the ol' tauranga rd in waihi? I wanna know if i can get air at 200+?
No but seriously im slow. Hopeing to get back into the fast game when i get my titanium removed (only 3 months left )
I cant afford tyres, so i ride bald ones.

[avgas]

TwoSmoker, MotoRacer and Death Inc
They are fast.
Frosty is too......but ive only seen him on slowish bikes

[loosebruce]

Can i ride your bike round the ol' tauranga rd in waihi? I wanna know if i can get air at 200+?

Are you talking about the straight bit of road that runs into waihi, with the crests etc in it, if so, yes you can get air, much like the time i launched myself at 280kph on my GSXR in front of Dss3 (he was a little behind, the TL doesn't have that kinda poke), prolly one of the only times i have shit myself and slowed down afterwards, well until the trip back to whanagmata anyway.

[avgas]

Are you talking about the straight bit of road that runs into waihi, with the crests etc in it, if so, yes you can get air, much like the time i launched myself at 280kph on my GSXR in front of Dss3 (he was a little behind, the TL doesn't have that kinda poke), prolly one of the only times i have shit myself and slowed down afterwards, well until the trip back to whanagmata anyway.

Yeh those are the ones, i was on my way home to my ol' mans once (Kati), and i got airbourne on my old RG on one of those at 180....then the motor went quiet(not good)....i quickly grabbed the clutch before i had contact.
Turns out i had distroyed everything you can on the inside of that motor.
......Never trusted that road after that.
Bit like that first 45K right hander going from waihi to paeroa...but thats another story.
Shit at 280, you must have just about cleared the next crest afterwards did you pull over to the side of the road and sit down a bit, i bloody would have.

[ducatilover]

Yeh those are the ones, i was on my way home to my ol' mans once (Kati), and i got airbourne on my old RG on one of those at 180....then the motor went quiet(not good)....i quickly grabbed the clutch before i had contact.
Turns out i had distroyed everything you can on the inside of that motor.
......Never trusted that road after that.
Bit like that first 45K right hander going from waihi to paeroa...but thats another story.
Shit at 280, you must have just about cleared the next crest afterwards did you pull over to the side of the road and sit down a bit, i bloody would have.

and i still can't wheelie whilst LB is doing 280...man i feel reaaaal slow. thanks guys. maybe i should race another gn.....i'll still get beaten..though i do try to ride 'fast' but i somehow cant compare to 280 or even 180......maybe if isteall the old mans fj1200.......

[pyrocam]

you guys are just fooling.
you know me on the RGV150 can beat all of you, blindfolded. with only 2 gears, both hands tied behind my back. using my teeth to accelerate and steer. and no clutch.
or rear wheel

edit:

but I do like the NW
being my 'home' motorway I find I can do a fair bit of shit on it..... well... no not really speedwise.... sigh.

someday. someday...

[ducatilover]

thats nothing i just caught a dinosaur with a small piece off dentall floss [plain not flavored] and a pull tab from a beer can.....

[cowpoos]

LMFAO......

[ducatilover]

and if you wanna see it you're out of luck cos it just so happens that i make the best gravy in the world........i think i maybe took this a wee bit to far.....

[FROSTY:Me]

Im not quick on the road --and I buy slow bikes to make damb sure Im not quick. I have a personality flaw that I just cant get over --I want to find the limits of a bike -and on a good fast bike I'll likely kill myself before finding the bikes limitations.

[dss3]

Are you talking about the straight bit of road that runs into waihi, with the crests etc in it, if so, yes you can get air, much like the time i launched myself at 280kph on my GSXR in front of Dss3 (he was a little behind, the TL doesn't have that kinda poke), prolly one of the only times i have shit myself and slowed down afterwards, well until the trip back to whanagmata anyway.

Haha yeah that was a good effort mate, loved the way you looked behind afterwards, if only I could have seen the expression on your face!

Of course you sped up on the trip back to whanga's, from memory you were actually riding a decent bike for that part of the trip!

[loosebruce]

Haha yeah that was a good effort mate, loved the way you looked behind afterwards, if only I could have seen the expression on your face!

Of course you sped up on the trip back to whanga's, from memory you were actually riding a decent bike for that part of the trip!

The expression was more like "fuck me i'm not doing that again in a hurry, you think i'd show crests some sort respect huh.

No i wasn't but i do believe you were on the way back, but then again, what am i riding now and whats shit itself

[WINJA]

Im not quick on the road --and I buy slow bikes to make damb sure Im not quick. I have a personality flaw that I just cant get over --I want to find the limits of a bike -and on a good fast bike I'll likely kill myself before finding the bikes limitations.

I SECOND THAT, YOUR THE SLOWEST GUY FROM DARBY ST. YOU SHOULD CATCH THE BUS FROSTY ITD BE FASTER

[Mr Skid]

The expression was more like "fuck me i'm not doing that again in a hurry, you think i'd show crests some sort respect huh.

No i wasn't but i do believe you were on the way back, but then again, what am i riding now and whats shit itself

Did the 280km/h jump have anything to do with your bike taking a wee rest from you?

[FROSTY:Me]

I SECOND THAT, YOUR THE SLOWEST GUY FROM DARBY ST. YOU SHOULD CATCH THE BUS FROSTY ITD BE FASTER

You heard the phrase money... mouth .....--well matey get ya race licence back and show me how slow i am