ive got a whole lot of corporate bollocks to sort, by if I'm going to define my career by my last 4 weeks, what should they look like?
I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.
Have at you Citizens.
Forum whore
ive got a whole lot of corporate bollocks to sort, by if I'm going to define my career by my last 4 weeks, what should they look like?
I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.
Have at you Citizens.
"channellling the Pleideans"
You're a public servant, no?Originally Posted by rastuscat
So you know: naps. Office hammocks. Get all the stationery you might think you will ever need for the rest of your life. That comely office girl whose arse you've admired?: Go full Roger Sutton on that shit. What are they gonna do, fire you? Get some Glocks and take them down the firing range (or you know, the cells, whatever) and bust a cap in some mofo's ass. Practice the polce brutality, eat some donuts. And kebabs. Use the public servants discount at any shop that still offers it (does anyone?)
Fuck why am I telling you this shit? You've been doing it for 40 years..... keep on it.
The best piece of advice I was ever given when working for the public service was: "Its a cow, son, it NEEDS to be milked."
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
In the riders seat
Give one to someone for "acting like an arsehole"
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
i'm motarded
Arrest some black cunt and take him for the hell ride in the back of a wagon.
Its all the rage at the moment.
God's Evil Twin
Just replicate this cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
Kruger-Dunning Parts n Service
Hire a half dozen decent looking hookers to stand at your favourite set of red lights. Position yourself on other side and proceed to ticket merrily those who run the red.
Rub salt in the wound with a suggestive comment about what the fine money could have been better spent on...
Drive around with lights and siren on all day long like responding to an emergency and note rego numbers of all inobservamnt motorists who fail to yield, send tickets in mail.
Write driving like a F'wit on at least one infringement notice to suitable candidate, see if they notice...
Post flyers around town for a free seminar on How to not have to pay a ticket for not wearing your seatbelt, inferring that there's a secret way out of the ticket. Once the town hall is packed and you have delayed the start for as long as possible, drum roll and tell em to wear their seatbelts!
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket - Eric Hoffer
In the riders seat
He doesn't need to, that's one of his videos
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Hardcore Biker
All the suggestions you could need are here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dy9URkLFI
Forum whore
Start a new thread every day................
Forum whore
It's like throwing a match at a BMW
mad thou rider
the answer is simple, indulge every urge you have suppressed on the job for fear of professional consequences.
smash a kiddy fiddler over with a baton and mace the cunt
tell someone you pull over EXACTLY what you think of them
tell some loudmouth who's arguing with you that you're leaving in four weeks, and you're giving him a ticket JUST because he's an asshole
drive a squad car past every stationary speed camera in your region at speed.
Fair weather rider
What happens if you write an infringement notice and the offender requests a hearing? - are they going to dig you out of retirement to write a brief of evidence?
(and would you get paid for it!)
KB's Chief Cats
do a skid au
Geriatric hoon
When I was a kid this used to be played on the radio virtually every Sunday morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM
You could take a leaf out of his book. After all you've got something to be happy about
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
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