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    What should I do with my last 4 weeks?

    ive got a whole lot of corporate bollocks to sort, by if I'm going to define my career by my last 4 weeks, what should they look like?

    I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.

    Have at you Citizens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    ive got a whole lot of corporate bollocks to sort, by if I'm going to define my career by my last 4 weeks, what should they look like?

    I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.

    Have at you Citizens.
    You're a public servant, no?

    So you know: naps. Office hammocks. Get all the stationery you might think you will ever need for the rest of your life. That comely office girl whose arse you've admired?: Go full Roger Sutton on that shit. What are they gonna do, fire you? Get some Glocks and take them down the firing range (or you know, the cells, whatever) and bust a cap in some mofo's ass. Practice the polce brutality, eat some donuts. And kebabs. Use the public servants discount at any shop that still offers it (does anyone?)

    Fuck why am I telling you this shit? You've been doing it for 40 years..... keep on it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.
    Give one to someone for "acting like an arsehole"
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Arrest some black cunt and take him for the hell ride in the back of a wagon.

    Its all the rage at the moment.

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    Hire a half dozen decent looking hookers to stand at your favourite set of red lights. Position yourself on other side and proceed to ticket merrily those who run the red.
    Rub salt in the wound with a suggestive comment about what the fine money could have been better spent on...

    Drive around with lights and siren on all day long like responding to an emergency and note rego numbers of all inobservamnt motorists who fail to yield, send tickets in mail.

    Write driving like a F'wit on at least one infringement notice to suitable candidate, see if they notice...

    Post flyers around town for a free seminar on How to not have to pay a ticket for not wearing your seatbelt, inferring that there's a secret way out of the ticket. Once the town hall is packed and you have delayed the start for as long as possible, drum roll and tell em to wear their seatbelts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    He doesn't need to, that's one of his videos
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    All the suggestions you could need are here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dy9URkLFI

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    Start a new thread every day................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Start a new thread every day................
    It's like throwing a match at a BMW

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    the answer is simple, indulge every urge you have suppressed on the job for fear of professional consequences.
    smash a kiddy fiddler over with a baton and mace the cunt
    tell someone you pull over EXACTLY what you think of them
    tell some loudmouth who's arguing with you that you're leaving in four weeks, and you're giving him a ticket JUST because he's an asshole
    drive a squad car past every stationary speed camera in your region at speed.

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    What happens if you write an infringement notice and the offender requests a hearing? - are they going to dig you out of retirement to write a brief of evidence?

    (and would you get paid for it!)

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    do a skid au

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    When I was a kid this used to be played on the radio virtually every Sunday morning.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM

    You could take a leaf out of his book. After all you've got something to be happy about
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