What should I do with my last 4 weeks?

[ruaphu]

Could ya coach them bad mouthed, poor attitude, been here five minutes, know all wet behind the ears newbies a few ole school tricks please RS.

Why? Cos some of those self righteous little twats really don't get the fact they actually NEED us mere peasants more than we need them.

If ya get through to one, its worth the effort.

Cheers


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[Gadget1]

ive got a whole lot of corporate bollocks to sort, by if I'm going to define my career by my last 4 weeks, what should they look like?

I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.

Have at you Citizens.

The requirement for giving information to the police is just name, address, date of birth......so can't help ya there rastuscat.

However, if you require a consultation on this issue I will PM you a contract. I charge $500 plus GST per hour by the way...

[Moi]

Choose an intersection you like, turn the traffic lights off... and do point-duty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ZMyIWMRGU

[rastuscat]

Choose an intersection you like, turn the traffic lights off... and do point-duty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ZMyIWMRGU

Not in that particular fashion, but point duty is one of the things that old traffic cops are good at. There's bugger all training these days, so that's why the art has been lost.

It's a cool thing, taking a total cockup intersection and getting it flowing again.

I cut my teeth on Queen and Victoria in Auckland, and Blenheim and Curletts is my current favourite. Cops seem to fear it, but if it's done properly, point duty is cool.

Just saying.

[Gadget1]

Not in that particular fashion, but point duty is one of the things that old traffic cops are good at. There's bugger all training these days, so that's why the art has been lost.

It's a cool thing, taking a total cockup intersection and getting it flowing again.

I cut my teeth on Queen and Victoria in Auckland, and Blenheim and Curletts is my current favourite. Cops seem to fear it, but if it's done properly, point duty is cool.

Just saying.

This cop's training doesn't look like standard procedure:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rin3jUMWnV0

[roogazza]

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I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.

Don't write any ! that way there won't be any Not guilties to come back for.
or, like cops of old, bring discretion back.

[mossy1200]

You should do 10,000 kms before you loose the free bike.

[Tazz]

Catch one of the port hill GP drivers doing a burnout, and join them.

Ticket another cop for u-turning like a jackass, or just the biggest asshole you know on the force for being an asshole.

Wheelie everywhere.

Cut through the BK drive through line with your sirens blaring, then turn them off and place an order.

[rastuscat]

Cut through the BK drive through line with your sirens blaring, then turn them off and place an order.

Now that's one I hadn't thought of.

[Scuba_Steve]

It's a cool thing, taking a total cockup intersection and getting it flowing again.

You boys must do it different down south, the ones up norf take a flowing intersection & turn it into a total cockup

[george formby]

You boys must do it different down south, the ones up norf take a flowing intersection & turn it into a total cockup

LOL. I recently noticed a tactic causing a similar effect on passing lanes. Vans or marked cars having a wee picnic beside them. It's like watching snooker with vehicles. Must be great fun, I counted at least 5 heading to Auks recently.

Rastus, go do a track day on the company vehicle and post up the vid after you've moved on. Please.

[rastuscat]

Rastus, go do a track day on the company vehicle and post up the vid after you've moved on. Please.

I'll pull a wheelie coming out of the hairpin at Ruapuna. Getting it on video might be up to Google.

[Kickaha]

I'll pull a wheelie coming out of the hairpin at Ruapuna. Getting it on video might be up to Google.

You should have come out last Friday

Just fuck off on the bike tomorrow and Tour the South Island for a couple of weeks

[Smifffy]

You could help get Phil Goff's bike back. Not only will you get a retirement presentation, the next labour govt might give you a medal.

[rastuscat]

You could help get Phil Goff's bike back. Not only will you get a retirement presentation, the next labour govt might give you a medal.

Phil's bike got pinched? He's far more likable now that he's off the front bench, and I wouldn't wish having a bike pinched on anyone.