What should I do with my last 4 weeks?

[husaberg]

ive got a whole lot of corporate bollocks to sort, by if I'm going to define my career by my last 4 weeks, what should they look like?

I'm already thinking of what my last infringement notice will be.

Have at you Citizens.

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Yes, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the Woman , slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Woman, could you step out of your vehicle please!

Woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

Woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

Woman digs into her handbag and pulls of his purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you Woman, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Katman wanders over says to the officer and the woman Betcha the lying bastard said you was speeding as well.

[pritch]

Not in that particular fashion, but point duty is one of the things that old traffic cops are good at. There's bugger all training these days, so that's why the art has been lost.

Over the years I worked in Wellington I saw a lot of cops on points duty on Aotea Quay by the railway station. Just occasionally you'd see one who had developed a distinctive style. Those guys usually appeared to be enjoying themselves.

[ellipsis]

...you could make the Akaroa GP track your farewell stretch for a month...if you parked your bike up behind my hedge where it was safe, I could teach you the basic skills required to be a hammer hand...it would be a short but concise tutorial and when it's finished, I will have a new roof and verandah and you will be set to start on the 'rebuild'...just in case you got fucked off riding motorbikes...

[Oakie]

Last ticket? Find someone riding a fucking ugly bike and give them a ticket for 'Riding a fucking ugly bike'. (As long as it's not a red GSR600)

You could always give people the option of paying an instant fine in donuts.

Do you do requests? I gave you time and place, would you do pull my boss over and say you've been advised he's carrying drugs internally and a roadside cavity search will take place.

Enjoy your last four weeks RC. Sounds like you're in the right frame of mind to do just that.

[jasonu]

Stalk out Nick Smith and write that cunt a ticket with as many trumped up infringements as you can fit.

[caseye]

Stalk out Nick Smith and write that cunt a ticket with as many trumped up infringements as you can fit.

Rastus! This, do this, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
He's a C..t! an deserves it. Your'e a GC and could do with a laugh.
It'd be bewdiful to be roadside as it unfolded.

[rastuscat]

Stalk out Nick Smith and write that cunt a ticket with as many trumped up infringements as you can fit.

He lives in Nelson.

I wouldn't get there and back in a shift, after spending three hours writing tickets for him.

Sorry lads.

[Gadget1]

He lives in Nelson.

I wouldn't get there and back in a shift, after spending three hours writing tickets for him.

Sorry lads.

Got his address then?

[Mom]

He lives in Nelson.

I wouldn't get there and back in a shift, after spending three hours writing tickets for him.

Sorry lads.

Fairly sure we can stalk him and find out when he is next down your way

[scumdog]

He lives in Nelson.

I wouldn't get there and back in a shift, after spending three hours writing tickets for him.

Sorry lads.

Well just say/do about 200 things that are Code of Conduct issues!

[husaberg]

I guess this is Normal Milf Procedure anyway.
Might be a bit dodgy on the bike though.