Act my age?

[Ixion]

an opinion commonly formed by those not in a position to attract quality such as mine by means of possessions.

every woman has her price.

anyway, it's not biff's bird that I want. It's what ownership of it signifies about the chap himself; tender, caring, in touch with his feminine side, probably sniffles with the itchy-pain when he shaves his monthly chest fluff, and always ready with good advice on haircare products.

So, then you're saying that people who ride Blackbirds are "tender, caring, in touch with his feminine side, probably sniffles with the itchy-pain when he shaves his monthly chest fluff, and always ready with good advice on haircare products" : nancy boys, indeed.

Hmm. How many Blackbird riders on here.

*pulls up comfortable chair. Waits for fireworks* This should be good!

[Biff]

I do not shave my chest hair once a month thank you.


I use Immac.

[Lou Girardin]

fortunately not. I am sure that I would be unable to withstand certain temptations of the flesh should such an event transpire.

it's your 'bird that does it. I'm a sucker for a man with a Honda.

overt masculinity has always been a turn-off for me, you see.

Meee - bloody - yeow.

[mstriumph]

So, then you're saying that people who ride Blackbirds are "tender, caring, in touch with his feminine side, ................................ and always ready with good advice on haircare products" ...........................

hmmm - according to that standard, the guy i went out with that had two blackbirds [one here, one in france ..... long story, preferred the one in france personally... it was blue - but i digress] should have been TWICE as acceptable? Hmmmm - I'm probably not discerning enough - the haircare products bizzo was accurate though

[SlowHand]

the young bikling was coaxing you on? As in are you still doing handbrakes, cant you do anything more "grown up"? Has he been watching WRC? Should you be?

That's actually one of my small goals, get pretty impressive with my driving - do some rallying, and then keep it a hush hush till my kid buys a boyracer car, strap him in the seat, and do a little creative driving.

[froggyfrenchman]

Never need to grow up, do need to grow old though. Congrats on the perfect handbrake turn though!

[oldrider]

Give him a few years and he'll be begging you to teach him how to do handbrake turns!

Too late he already learned all that this time. Kids mimic their Moms and Dads every move. It will emerge when he thinks the time is right to demonstrate how well the lesson was learned.
Unfortunately their timing sometimes doesn't quite fit the plan and suddenly they are branded modern delinquents.
Oh the trials of youth and innocence. :spudgrr:
Good luck to you and little Biff. Cheers John. (Well done by the way).

[Skyryder]

Biff there will come a day when they give up. You'll just be "weird." like the rest of us.

Skyryder

[Biff]

Biff there will come a day when they give up. You'll just be "weird." like the rest of us.

Skyryder

I can't wait for the day that he brings his first girlfriend home, I put on some Old Skool Hip Hop, don my track suit and begin break dancing in the middle of the living room. I'll then roll up a phat joint and start telling her about the time I caught him playing with his penis when he was a baby, then began to urinate - covering his face.

Hehehehehe.
Revenge tastes better when it matures with time and age.

[Macktheknife]

They say "you're only as old as ya feel".....
How old is your feel?
Life is for living man, teach lil biff how! Good for you.

[Biff]

How old is your feel?

She's 21.
But don't tell the missis.

[Big Dave]

Hehehehehe.
Revenge tastes better when it matures with time and age.

My big lump walked in with a genuine '10' and I couldn't do it to him.
I just took him aside and said.....'good boy'.

[ZorsT]

My big lump walked in with a genuine '10' and I couldn't do it to him.
I just took him aside and said.....'good boy'.

I wish you were my dad.

My dad would rather invite his parents around (call me into the lounge) and then tell them how hot she was....

[Big Dave]

I wish you were my dad.

My dad would rather invite his parents around (call me into the lounge) and then tell them how hot she was....

You probably don't, I'm not fantastic at the gig.
Best i can do is point out to both of you that 'respect is a two way street'.

[Pixie]

If that's the atitude that this PC bullshit is engendering,When do they fit everyone for the grey suits?