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  1. 23rd September 2005, 11:51 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    I can't wait for the day that he brings his first girlfriend home, I put on some Old Skool Hip Hop, don my track suit and begin break dancing in the middle of the living room. I'll then roll up a phat joint and start telling her about the time I caught him playing with his penis when he was a baby, then began to urinate - covering his face.

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    Hahahahaha, shit now can I please come and see that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie
    If that's the atitude that this PC bullshit is engendering,When do they fit everyone for the grey suits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Hahahahaha, shit now can I please come and see that
    Well - my lads a bit older now, and tends to piss in the toilet. But give him a lolly and he might do it again for you again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Well - my lads a bit older now, and tends to piss in the toilet. But give him a lolly and he might do it again for you again.
    Ummm, not that. I was meaning when you dress up and dance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    I can't wait for the day that he brings his first girlfriend home, I put on some Old Skool Hip Hop, don my track suit and begin break dancing in the middle of the living room. I'll then roll up a phat joint and start telling her about the time I caught him playing with his penis when he was a baby, then began to urinate - covering his face.

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    Whoaa ol' son. Don't over do it. To much of that sort of thing and she might just fancy you more than the lad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    I can't wait for the day that he brings his first girlfriend home, I put on some Old Skool Hip Hop, don my track suit and begin break dancing in the middle of the living room. I'll then roll up a phat joint and start telling her about the time I caught him playing with his penis when he was a baby, then began to urinate - covering his face.

    Hehehehehe.
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    What if he brings his first boyfriend home ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    What if he brings his first boyfriend home ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    PS Until now I thought the term "pulling the hand-brake on" meant getting your missus to go on top when involved in a bit of rumpy-pumpy.....
    Hand-brakes turn?
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  9. 24th September 2005, 20:44 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice
    Hand-brakes turn?

    VERY subtle!! Over the heads of most KBers.
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