"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-90)
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending to much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Motorcycling is not inherently dangerous. It is, however, EXTREMELY unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence and stupidity!" - Anonymous
"Live to Ride, Ride to Live"
The chance of your shit getting run over if you park it in a single car park increases exponentially. Happened to me 8 months ago, never parking in a single car park again.
Cunts pull in to fast and are most likely so blind they wont see a 1300cc bike in it. Doesn't matter how far back you park, they will still find a way to knock it over. In Auckland the "useless gay cunt" factor is over 9000 times higher than the rest of the country, Westfield malls are club house and hang around spot for these types of people. I tend to stay well clear.
From experience parking tickets issued on the shore are the hardest to bargain your way out of. Next one I get im going to freeze a peice of my own shit and courier bag it to the council, must have paid them over 1k in the last 8 years. I once moved a dereged car out onto the street, was a parts car, needed to move it so I could get my trailer out. Went inside for ten mins and came out to a 400 buck ticket for no wof or reg. Wrote in and got laughed at, cunts can get fucked next time
back the fuck up you blouses.
He a) is in auckland and b) went to a mall.
We all know that a^2 + b^2 = c^2.
So in this case....
What kind of shoes did you get? Flats or heels?
(stop whining you fucking woman)
I can count on one hand all the parking fines I have ever had.
1 on a car for no reg while I was paying my reg. Not waved, fair enough. The rules were pretty clear.
1 exceeded time limit.
Waitakere CC would not accept that I could not in fact travel at the speed of sound. After a few minutes arguing and showing receipts I just paid the $8 because it wasn't my car.
Unless one has slipped my mind: Tickets on a bike 0.
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
hasn't happened to me - but I watched a car driver try to move a Ducati out of a car park so he could use it .. the bike was in gear and the driver couldn't shift it ..
Yeah .. seen that happen too ... watched a driver push over a bike, which promptly fell on his carcausing serious panel damage to the car as the left bar banged through the panel ...
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"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
I parked my car in the designated bike park area at the Airport once, took up two bike parks with no fine attached. p/t![]()
Thanks Blackbird for the entertaining read...you have made my lunchtime of trawling KB a pleasurable experience
Yes.
At gas stations to get to a pump.
At pak n save NP I came back to my bike to find my bike in the main aisle half in the trolley return. In a nice arc from where I left it.
At pak n save NP I came back to find bike rolled forward to the gaps between the rows and someone in my spot. No way out until someone moved their car, so I had the car towed.
At st Luke's someone moved my scooter to a space beside a pillar so they could have my spot.
In Devon st New Plymouth I was parked sharing a space with 3 other bikes. Came back the others gone and my bike pushed on its side on the footpath.
Only one of those is in the last 20 years. Should be easy to spot.
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
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