NZ's Worst Driver

[Pixie]

These people feel they have suceeded if they see signs that they have agravated you.So the best path to take is to let them know what wankers they are,give their car a few kicks and laugh at them.
see Lou's splitting post where he laughed at the jerk that tried to block him,and said he could still get past

[Patrick]

Handy hint for trailer backing calls from earlier in the thread... I was told to put your hand on the bottom underside of the steering wheel, if you wanted the trailer to go left, move wheel left, if move right, turn right. Take it slowly, real easy. Works every time! Piece of cake!

[Phenoix]

Handy hint for trailer backing calls from earlier in the thread... I was told to put your hand on the bottom underside of the steering wheel, if you wanted the trailer to go left, move wheel left, if move right, turn right. Take it slowly, real easy. Works every time! Piece of cake!

Not a bad idea, but for people that dont oftern reverse with trailers, its still go as slow as posable and look oover BOTH shoulders.
Either that or unhook the trailer and push it back :P

[InDeSkyz]

All these stories I read. People are fu*kheads.

[Lou Girardin]

I was on St Lukes Rd heading back to Gt Nrth Rd..
and I pulled into the green lane.. minding my own business...
all the other cars remained in there lane...
When all of a sudden this car pulled halfway into the green lane, right in front of me.... WTF
She refused to move back into her lane and I couldnt get past her.
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They're only bus lanes at certain times. Cages can use them at other times.

Get used to even more crap drivers on the road after the Govt makes over 80's tests optional.
The spin justifying it is starting now.
No one is saying that the reason that only 6% of drivers fail these tests is because testers go easy on them.
But I didn't go easy on the stupid cow who pulled out in front of a B train in an 80 km'h area. I've had quite a fun life, judging by what flashed before my eyes.

[madboy]

I had a dickhead in a cayenne suv porsche nearly run me down last week, the guy just pulled out at me, i saw him do it and thought he was going to about 30 sec before he did so jammed on my feeble little horn and have him a finger, noticed he was on a cellphone, and he just waved at me when i pulled the finger, WTF is up with that, at the next set of lights i was turning and abusing him, as he would not pull up beside me, he is still on his cell and just waves again, was almost tempted to go take his phone off him, but there was about 20 cars behind me, and i thought it probably not worth the drama so rode on

I woulda given him a timely reminder of what a wing mirror is worth on a cayenne... imagine that woulda cost him a latte or two.

[SPman]

Yeah - took a drivers side mirror of some dozy twat in Otaki on friday night![not, in a Porsche Cayenne, unfortunately] Silly prick obviously wasnt using it - and meandering at 25k down the main street with 25 cars up his arse didnt improve my temper any, either!
Strange thing is - I dont think he even noticed the thump and mirror loss!

[Rhino]

I had a dickhead in a cayenne suv porsche nearly run me down last week, the guy just pulled out at me, i saw him do it and thought he was going to about 30 sec before he did so jammed on my feeble little horn and have him a finger, noticed he was on a cellphone, and he just waved at me when i pulled the finger, WTF is up with that, at the next set of lights i was turning and abusing him, as he would not pull up beside me, he is still on his cell and just waves again, was almost tempted to go take his phone off him, but there was about 20 cars behind me, and i thought it probably not worth the drama so rode on

The best way to get a reaction with the "Cell Phone Dork" is to grab the phone, unlatch the battery and throw it as far away as possible. Hand the phone back and politely say "There you are. You can now concentrate on your driving."

[scumdog]

Pulled over a dick-head one day - 'cos he was driving down the main street (part of SH1) while holding a video camera to his eye with his right hand!!
What the hell was he thinking?
Claimed he was touring the country and video-ing (sp) each town as he drove through it!!!
At least with a cell-phone clamped to his ear he could still see a shit-load more.