goddam cage dwellers

**ducatilover** · 25th September 2005, 21:01

i was sitting @ some red lights in palmy t'day

and some fucken crazy bitch was approaching a wee bit fast from behind in my lane.......so [how i did this i dont yet know] i looked to see if the road was clear and popped the clutch lifted the wheel and took of nutty bugger style [ i've been pratiscing my starts, still pretty slow] and swerved out of her way....but the fucken bitch still hit me!

i didnt come off because i know how to counter steer...thank god for riding farm bikes...then what got me even more fucked off is the GODDAM WHORE KEPT ON GOING!!!!

so as i righted my bike i took off after her and signaled[politely] for her to pull over...we inspected my bike and there is no damage at all....i also asked [with obscenities added] why the fuck didnt she see me or the red light for that matter and why the fuck didnt she stop and what the fuck had she been smoking??????the answer was...i didnt see you, i thought you were allright, and what a nerve you have got....WHAT A NERVE I HAVE GOT YOU JUST FUCKEN RAMMED ME AND MY BIKE AMD IF I HADDENT OF LOOKED IN MY MIRROR I MOST PROBABLY WOULD BE DEAD YOU FUCKEN DIRTY WHORE[ she was quite good look'n and got ofended at this] man if that person was a guy i would beaten [ or attempted to] the fucken stuffing out of that shit faced, rotten, slimy, stinking, crab infested......any way i had a bad day as you can guess, any-one know of any hit men, i'm asking for no apparent reason

**Patrick** · 25th September 2005, 21:08

Originally Posted by ducatilover

.... what a nerve you have got....WHAT A NERVE I HAVE GOT YOU JUST FUCKEN RAMMED ME AND MY BIKE AMD IF I HADDENT OF LOOKED IN MY MIRROR I MOST PROBABLY WOULD BE DEAD YOU FUCKEN DIRTY WHORE[ she was quite good look'n and got ofended at this] :

Funny how so many think it's our fault somehow... Pop in to the cop shop and let them know. Losing a licence for failing to stop and ascertain might wake her up somewhat... Having a quick look and thinking you're OK isn't good enough! Good to hear you're OK.

**Damon** · 25th September 2005, 21:41

That sucks man but good to hear your ok,

i hope you got her details, give them to the cops and your insurance company, just incase the bike falls apart in the next couple of weeks then they can repair it and chase after the crazy bitch for the costs.

**Storm** · 25th September 2005, 21:50

Bloody oath mate, get the coppers on her case quick smart before the bloody idiot kills someone(or worse, several someones)

**mstriumph** · 25th September 2005, 22:07

Originally Posted by ducatilover

i......................... man if that person was a guy i would beaten [ or attempted to] the fucken stuffing out of that shit faced, rotten, slimy, stinking, crab infested......

PLEASE don't take this the wrong way, but would you have beaten the miscreant if she had been a bloke that was much smaller than you? If the answer is 'no' then you are a really nice person ----- but if the answer is 'yes' don't you think you gave her a courtesy she REALLY didn't deserve?

[and please don't be ashamed of being a nice person -----

]

**Sniper** · 26th September 2005, 08:17

Bugger mate, I can say you handled that well. Im surprised you didn't give her car a couple of dents to compensate.

**kiwisfly** · 26th September 2005, 09:19

Do the words "I didnt see you" somehow miraculously absolve someone from any blame or wrong doing? As pointed out the thing that knots my undies in alot of these cases is they are in the wrong but still sling shit at you ie verbally or animated gesturing?
Well done dude!

*sic · 26th September 2005, 10:02

retarded drivers are awesome.

take the details to the cops mate.

**Aitch** · 26th September 2005, 10:04

Originally Posted by ducatilover

i was sitting @ some red lights in palmy t'day

and some fucken crazy bitch was approaching a wee bit fast from behind in my lane.......so [how i did this i dont yet know] i looked to see if the road was clear and popped the clutch lifted the wheel and took of nutty bugger style [ i've been pratiscing my starts, still pretty slow] and swerved out of her way....but the fucken bitch still hit me!

i didnt come off because i know how to counter steer...thank god for riding farm bikes...then what got me even more fucked off is the GODDAM WHORE KEPT ON GOING!!!!

so as i righted my bike i took off after her and signaled[politely] for her to pull over...we inspected my bike and there is no damage at all....i also asked [with obscenities added] why the fuck didnt she see me or the red light for that matter and why the fuck didnt she stop and what the fuck had she been smoking??????the answer was...i didnt see you, i thought you were allright, and what a nerve you have got....WHAT A NERVE I HAVE GOT YOU JUST FUCKEN RAMMED ME AND MY BIKE AMD IF I HADDENT OF LOOKED IN MY MIRROR I MOST PROBABLY WOULD BE DEAD YOU FUCKEN DIRTY WHORE[ she was quite good look'n and got ofended at this] man if that person was a guy i would beaten [ or attempted to] the fucken stuffing out of that shit faced, rotten, slimy, stinking, crab infested......any way i had a bad day as you can guess, any-one know of any hit men, i'm asking for no apparent reason

I'm sensing some hostility here......

**ducatilover** · 26th September 2005, 10:18

Originally Posted by mstriumph

PLEASE don't take this the wrong way, but would you have beaten the miscreant if she had been a bloke that was much smaller than you? If the answer is 'no' then you are a really nice person ----- but if the answer is 'yes' don't you think you gave her a courtesy she REALLY didn't deserve?

[and please don't be ashamed of being a nice person -----

]

hey not many people are smaller than me......as for cops and insurance i did that first thing.....cops made me write out what happend then went over it for me....i remembered to give them her details....if i see that car again it will have the largest steel cap indentations anyone has ever seen. though i don't know why i didnt kick her/the car, usaully i would respond with alot of violence, she would of got me in trouble for giving her what she deserved..

if my bike does go bung i am going to stalk her and hide in her roof

so when she gets in the shower i can knock on the roof and poke my cock through a hole i would have conveniently made

i am now going to treat all drivers like psycotic-fucktards instead of terrorists..

**mstriumph** · 26th September 2005, 14:51

mmmmmm - that's a yes then ---- or mebbe a no... [or mebbe ....]

**ducatilover** · 26th September 2005, 21:26

don't worry if you ever see a little white cock poking down at you in the shower you know it's only a freindly kb'er

**SuperDave** · 26th September 2005, 21:42

What the fuck, crazy fucken bitch. Yeah the thing that really gets to me is how despite being in the wrong these fucken cage drives insist on flinging verbal and visual abuse back at you after the incident even if all you did was hit your horn and swerve.