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    Taking the piss

    That got your attention didn’t it!

    I have found that since starting to ride motorbikes, the urge to ‘use the ladies’ is far more frequent than it has ever been before…

    I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…

    Anyone else find this added delight to riding affects them too?
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    It's just a good excuse to have a stretch init?

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    Are you sure you're not just getting old?

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    can think of two possibilities.
    1 your going to fast and scaring yourselve
    applying pressure on the bladder can make you want to ... cough. use the ladies.... more than you may need to.
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrocam
    can think of two possibilities.
    1 your going to fast and scaring yourselve
    applying pressure on the bladder can make you want to ... cough. use the ladies.... more than you may need to.
    And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

    Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies'
    i prefer a long term lady, but i do 'use' my bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

    Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?

    What ever do you mean???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19
    And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

    Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?
    sorry bad grammer and speeeeling cos its two early

    I meant

    1 your going fast and scaring yourself (aka the scaring yourself shitless theory)

    2 depends on the way you ride but applying pressure on the bladder but leaning on the tank for example, can make you want to ... cough. use the ladies.... more than you may need to.


    I never feel the need to use the ladies.
    wish some ladies would use me more often... sigh.
    but no, no more increased need to pee being on bike for me.
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    I love using the ladies.. and the ladies..

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    Don't drink caffiene before riding.
    I haven't gone a long enough ride yet to encounter this problem.

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    Vicki won't let me use ladies... She reckons I need to be polite....

    But yes... Something about motorcycles does do something to the bladder and the location and condition of the nations public facilities is a matter of concern... At times...

    Thanks for noticing..

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    Doesn't bother me. Perhaps you should try some pelvic floor exercises?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Doesn't bother me. Perhaps you should try some pelvic floor exercises?

    What do YOU mean???
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Doesn't bother me. Perhaps you should try some pelvic floor exercises?
    There's always Depends....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    I love using the ladies.. and the ladies..
    aaa but did you ever use the ladies IN the ladies?

    or to rephrase - did you go in the ladies then get in the ladies.

    Hope this clarifies.

    [edit] I personally prefer being used by the ladies... whether that is in the ladies or by the ladies doesn't really concern me.
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