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Thread: I hate motorcycling, I'm quitting

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    Just managed to arrest the fingers from assigning red bling.
    Ho Ho
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    I read the first bit, saw who it was by, and thought "you should have bought the Goose, Dave, then you wouldn't be feeling like this!"

    At first I thought it was by Big Dave and I was thinking "bloody Jafas...." - you were lucky you didn't get red bling for making us think you were serious!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    *still wondering if its green*
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    *still wondering if its green*
    Patience Grasshopper, all will be revealed tomorrow when I pick up the bike and post up a few images.

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    there is no spoon.....

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    Its black according to aother post
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice.
    Actually I was quite glad that something finally managed to stop his outflow.
    Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Its black according to aother post
    Sniper's on the ball! It's the one that Tristank posted up a while earlier for that mechanic at Mt Eden. Yes its black to all those who are wondering, I'll post some pics tomorrow.

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    I was gonna tell you to take a harden up pill, good to see your stepping up, you'll love it, congrats

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    fucking gay, i wasted all my time showing your sad ass around town so you didnt get lost, introduced you to all the right people, sorted everything out and then what do you do
    BUY THE BIKE


    you are now my bitch dave... give me the keys and go to your room - the gimp awaits
    KiwiBitcher
    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    DAMN RIGHT. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

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