Taking the piss

**crashe** · 29th September 2005, 11:47

Originally Posted by Ixion

I avoid public toilets and servo toilets at all costs.

hehehehe and why is that....?

Females have to use the public lou's and garage lou's......

**dawnrazor** · 29th September 2005, 11:51

Originally Posted by Keystone19

That got your attention didn’t it!

I have found that since starting to ride motorbikes, the urge to ‘use the ladies’ is far more frequent than it has ever been before…

I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…

Anyone else find this added delight to riding affects them too?

An internal combustion engine reving up to 15000 rpm, wind whistling around all your bits, crazy motorists - make me want to piss more? you bet, lucky I don't adult diapers

**Motu** · 29th September 2005, 12:30

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Apart from - 'you have no friends'?

It is a contributing factor I must admit

**FROSTY:Me** · 29th September 2005, 12:34

Hey Keystone--id suggest ya might wanna try riding with a kidney belt -just a hunch but it may make ya problem a tadd less acute.
Could be too that the human Flight or fight response is still in effect for you. Once it becomes sorta routine things might settle down
I know during a race meeting when Im keyed up I feel the um Urge seems like every 5 minutes.

**Groins_NZ** · 29th September 2005, 12:57

Originally Posted by Keystone19

That got your attention didn’t it!

I have found that since starting to ride motorbikes, the urge to ‘use the ladies’ is far more frequent than it has ever been before…

I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…

Anyone else find this added delight to riding affects them too?

I think it's because of the bodies position on the bike which is generally leaning forward slightly therefore your bladder is being compressed and will hold less fluid (piss/pee/urine). So like some people have mentioned already - watch how much you drink (don't take that to the extreme of course).

**mstriumph** · 29th September 2005, 13:12

my bikes and riding style are different to yours from what i've heard here ... but for what its worth i can easily go 4 hours riding in cold weather without needing a pi[ss]tstop so it's not necessarily a 'female' thing?

**Keystone19** · 29th September 2005, 13:13

Females have to use the public lou's and garage lou's......

Does that mean I get to use Lou?

**mstriumph** · 29th September 2005, 13:17

Originally Posted by bugjuice

true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..

you mean .... most people don't??

**Keystone19** · 29th September 2005, 13:17

I think maybe I just drink too much...

**bugjuice** · 29th September 2005, 13:19

Originally Posted by mstriumph

you mean .... most people don't??

dunno.. is it something to brag about..?? Sometimes I just can't help it. Just riding a big orange thing between my legs hard, and it growls back at me like that and gives me that warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when I make the nose come up.. it's just too hard sometimes

**bugjuice** · 29th September 2005, 13:20

Originally Posted by Keystone19

I think maybe I just drink too much...

you must do.. you don't even know what day it is.. :spudwave:

**Keystone19** · 29th September 2005, 13:21

Originally Posted by bugjuice

you must do.. you don't even know what day it is.. :spudwave:

You see, in my mind every day is a Friday, then I don't have to worry about Mondays...

**WRT** · 29th September 2005, 13:21

Originally Posted by bugjuice

dunno.. is it something to brag about..?? Sometimes I just can't help it. Just riding a big orange thing between my legs hard, and it growls back at me like that and gives me that warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach when I make the nose come up.. it's just too hard sometimes

Oi buggy, stay away from the fruit young man . . .