Oh yeah, Baby! So Kewl!!

**TonyB** · 30th September 2005, 09:38

Originally Posted by scumdog

the thing is, WHY did he leap off????

True, on something like that it would have happened sssssssssoooooooo ssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllooooooooooooowwwwwww wwwwwwlllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy that he could have probably climbed up onto the left had side of the bike and surfed on it.

Ahh well, Mr I-am-such-a-fucking-cool-bad-ass-1%er wouldn't have felt quite so cool after that.... tho he probably DID have a bad ass....and shoulder .... not to mention his face with that pudding basin helmet.... forearms- don't forget the forearms..... and fingers! Bet those were pretty bad too. Cock- I have no sympathy for anyone that rides without so much as a jacket- easpecially on a road like The Dragon

**Smorg** · 30th September 2005, 09:47

least he had the right protective gear on

**Sniper** · 30th September 2005, 09:54

Originally Posted by Rashika

oi Sniper whatcha done to your avatar now...does he ever stop?? poor sod

It tells the story of my life

**vifferman** · 30th September 2005, 09:56

Originally Posted by louisb

Looks like the clutch is out...

In? Out? Shake it all about?
I dunno.
The guys I correspond with in Murka said he pulled the clutch in. I didn't actually study the photos at all.

Some time back, there was a similar series of photos (cousin of this dumbarse?) where the guy also thought he coudln't make the corner and cut it, and ran into another bike. Totalled the other bike (some Jap sprotsbike) and barely marked the Milwaukee Iron.

While we're on the DumbArseBashingTheme - I went for a coffee a while ago, to try to shorten the lifetimes of the bugs fornicating and otherwise partying it up large in my carcase, and there was a nice Sportster (that's 'Skirtster', for HD afficionados) parked outside. Mr Skirtster starts it up. Uh-oh.
Sounds like LoudPipes/SmallDick. Clutch slip / rev rev/ clutch slip / REV REV!!
Look at me!! LOOK AT ME!! REV!!!! REV!!!! REV REV REV REV!!!!!

Make that - VERY LOUD PIPES very very small dick.

**scumdog** · 30th September 2005, 10:03

Originally Posted by Rashika

from a photographers point of view...damn hot pics! Cool sparks flying, great posing...

from any bikers point of view...moron

...idiot

...deserves what he got with the lack of any thing remotely resembling protective gear....

and probably only happen in the states.

You better watch out for them daft nutters over ther Scumdog

want ya back safe and sound for the MM!

Yup, I'll be shying clear of any BatteredSemiNakedH-DRiders with a BatteredAndGougedLargeBargeFullDresser that I see on the road - except if I think he's about to hit the dirt again, an opportunity like that would be worth hanging around for!! (dusts off best Instomatic camera and prepares for "Best Pic" award)

**TonyB** · 30th September 2005, 10:04

Dunno about the clutch but I reckon he does lock the front wheel up
Pic 1: you can see a spoke or two but it's coming towards you so thats understandable
Pic 2: spokes and even tread are clearly visible
Pic 3: spokes and tread no longer visible

But the stupid thing is- the bike STILL isn't leaning any further. I agree with those above- it probably never actually went down. Mr I-am-such-a-fucking-cool-bad-ass-1%er looks to have paniced, done EVERYTHING wrong, and then abandoned ship

**Sniper** · 30th September 2005, 10:07

Originally Posted by TonyB

Dunno about the clutch but I reckon he does lock the front wheel up
Pic 1: you can see a spoke or two but it's coming towards you so thats understandable
Pic 2: spokes and even tread are clearly visible
Pic 3: spokes and tread no longer visible

But the stupid thing is- the bike STILL isn't leaning any further. I agree with those above- it probably never actually went down. Mr I-am-such-a-fucking-cool-bad-ass-1%er looks to have paniced, done EVERYTHING wrong, and then abandoned ship

I am with Tony here. The front wheel is locked up and I reckon he just fell off because he wasn't holding on properley.

**bugjuice** · 30th September 2005, 10:13

that's gonna sting in the morning..
why did he bail out? so could have saved that.. well, looks like it anyway
if he had ridden it out, he could have got away with it. I reckon the bike probably just slid to the edge of the road, and parked itself up like that.

And where's the 'after' shots too? dag namit

**SixPackBack** · 30th September 2005, 10:17

Darwinism at work

**TonyB** · 30th September 2005, 10:24

Note to self: stop giving Rashika the bird when racing bucket- will be ridiculed the world over if results in crash

*men inside head:
"New fact! File it please"
"But there's no where to fit it!"
"Just throw out something he doesn't need"
"OK...hmmm... countersteering....EVERYONE knows that".....

**vifferman** · 30th September 2005, 10:27

Originally Posted by Sniper

I am with Tony here. The front wheel is locked up and I reckon he just fell off because he wasn't holding on properley.

Nah.

He'd never experience such a HUGE amount of lean before, thought the bike was falling over, went "Mommeeeeeee!!!" and abandoned ship.

Whoop! Whoooop! Maximum lean angle exceeded!
The ship is about to founder!
Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
This is not a drill! Repeat - this is NOT a drill!

**Big Dave** · 30th September 2005, 10:28

I'm with Hitcher - my first thought was 'skin graft'.
Everyone falls off, but That Dragon - Deals Gap road appears to be as good as some NZ roads. Why would you ride it in a singlet and jeans? Silly man.

**vifferman** · 30th September 2005, 10:30

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I'm with Hitcher - my first thought was 'skin graft'.
Everyone falls off, but That Dragon - Deals Gap road appears to be as good as some NZ roads. Why would you ride it in a singlet and jeans? Silly man.

C'mon Dave - you know the answer to this one.

IMAGE

Same with Mr Revvit-Smalldick this morning: all image, no substance.