Suicidal scooters

[Autech]

Actually I find those people on electrified push bikes to be more of an issue. You don't know till they have closed on a junction faster than anticipated that they are powered.
Find most scooters ok, some perhaps need to be clearer in their intentions.

One KBer who shall not be named built an electric bike which is most certainly too powerful. Saw him on it one day as he rounded a corner, he was there... then he was gone.

[toycollector10]

Leaving work at 11.20 PM in the rain under sodium lights. Water spots on all windows. Lucky I didn't kill scooter-boy with his tiny pathetic 6 volt headlight down in the gutter, he was invisible.
P.S. Why do men ride scooters?




They like to feel the wind on their vaginas....

[mossy1200]

Looking forward to short skirt wearing chicks in heels to return in summer.
I always notice them headlight or no headlight.

[Big Dog]

Looking forward to short skirt wearing chicks in heels to return in summer.
I always notice them headlights or no headlight.

Edited for accuracy.

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[pritch]

Leaving work at 11.20 PM in the rain under sodium lights. Water spots on all windows. Lucky I didn't kill scooter-boy with his tiny pathetic 6 volt headlight down in the gutter, he was invisible.
P.S. Why do men ride scooters?


They like to feel the wind on their vaginas....

Actually lots of guys with big bikes have a scooter in the garage. People who don't ride them shouldn't feel qualified to comment. (Refer to the second post in this thread.)

Also your knowledge of the female anatomy seems to match your knowledge of scooters. It could definitely use improvement.

[Moi]

Actually lots of guys with big bikes have a scooter in the garage. People who don't ride them shouldn't feel qualified to comment.

Also your knowledge of the female anatomy seems to match your knowledge of scooters. It could definitely use improvement.

But isn't that the KB way?

[mrchips]

P.S. Why do men ride scooters?

They like to feel the wind on their vaginas....

Actually, quite the opposite.....

I commute on a 650 burgman last 4 yrs & I assure you, in a howling 140km wellington southerly & torrential rain... my penis & nut sack (& everything else on my body for that matter) is completely protected from the elements..

Oh..... if I want to feel wind on my 'vagina', I also have a 'big boys' bike.... does that count ?

But what really bothers me is..... do I qualify to wave ?


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