"I paid so much for this tyre. No way in hell I'm gonna get it wet!"
"I paid so much for this tyre. No way in hell I'm gonna get it wet!"
For sale: 1 motorcycle repelling puddle. Motorbikes can't touch it. Especially useful for people with noisy motorcycles next door. Just place the puddle in their driveway and watch them loose all traction and ride under the local rubbish truck.
Boy - this is tough. I grinned at most of them and they are all quite clever.
But Kornholio come closest to an out loud guffaw.
Bling blung.
{retard voice} MATT DAMON
I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
Well done Kornholio
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
1. oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit
2. Hey Jesus I can see your house from here
3. I think i've left the gas on
4. Just like gremlins, the MX rider hates water
5. If I manage to pull this off, I am GOD.
6. So thats the power band!
I like this one the bestOriginally Posted by OMGWTFBBQ
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Mmmmm bandit
Is that a Camera? :spudwave:
The time is Now
I didn't realise there was a camera there!
Some more to be 'rewarded' later I see - Keep 'em coming!
Mine was:
'God Rides Husaberg'
Originally Posted by dawnrazor
Bwahahahah!
hey this isn't like one of those cereal competitions where you have to fill out the caption "I love aquaplaining because........." in less then 10 words. Cos if it is I'd go a toaster.Originally Posted by Big Dave
Thank youOriginally Posted by Big Dave
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"After his parents forced him to try both motocross and ballet while growing up, Jimmy finally found his calling when he combined the two!"
Suzuki outboards used to be called disprins, wounder if this bike is the same?
Ride and Have Fun
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