West Auckland meet up on 11 Sep 2016?

[Voltaire]

No wonder the young think anyone over 30 are fuckwits.

[Big Dog]

To be fair EJ there is no mention of a ride just a meet up. OP may just want a happy meal and a chat, which, lets be honest, would suit akzel. If a ride is on the agenda then may I suggest posting in Meetings or the rarely used Scooter forum.

What has you so stuck on this being a scooter thing?
Why do you have your nose so out of joint about scooters?

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[Pound]

Hey guys New to this.. just wondering if someone want to meet up on Sunday 11th Sep. Im from West Auckland (Te Atatu) but happy to meet up around 30km zone anyone really can come Newbie,Pro,Scooter anyone really :P Pm me for more info

I'm keen for ride, and perhaps some hard anal sex along with some champagne afterwards?

[jasonu]

I'm keen for ride, and perhaps some hard anal sex along with some champagne afterwards?

You should always have the champagne first.
I know that because I saw it on the internet.

[Pound]

You should always have the champagne first.

Good thinking.

We could then re use the bottle for said anal sex.

[Akzle]

I know that because I saw it on the internet.

yeah right, like "my mate" told me amyl nitrate is good for it....
don't worry, we wont judge. (you may find new friends -in- lavamahusaberg though... iykwim)

[Akzle]

I'm keen for ride, and perhaps some hard anal sex along with some champagne afterwards?

have you ever done it in the back of a magna?

(i'm not even kidding, there's liek 1000 litres of space in the rear) a bit like maha's rear, but his has 1000 litres of spooge.

[MrMarko]

What has you so stuck on this being a scooter thing?
Why do you have your nose so out of joint about scooters?

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Because scooters are shit...

[MrMarko]

have you ever done it in the back of a magna?

(i'm not even kidding, there's liek 1000 litres of space in the rear) a bit like maha's rear, but his has 1000 litres of spooge.

You can do it in a classic mini.... flip up seats.

[Pound]

have you ever done it in the back of a magna?

(i'm not even kidding, there's liek 1000 litres of space in the rear) a bit like maha's rear, but his has 1000 litres of spooge.

I might have to bust out this beast for that.....

The bottle that is.... Not the friendly looking black man holding it..

[Akzle]

I might have to bust out this beast for that.....

The bottle that is.... Not the black guy holding it..

as a high-functioning alcoholic, i approve.

about the large quantity of alcohol that is, not the assumption of bum sex either way....

[Pound]

as a high-functioning alcoholic, i approve.

about the large quantity of alcohol that is, not the assumption of bum sex either way....

Money, booze, hookers and blow.


As Gordon Ramsey would say "Fucking done"

[Akzle]

Money, booze, hookers and blow.

that's pretty much my average tuesday...

[Maha]

What has you so stuck on this being a scooter thing?
Why do you have your nose so out of joint about scooters?

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All references to said mode of transport have been amended to reflect a more meaningful and caring overview.

[jasonu]

All references to said mode of transport have been amended to reflect a more meaningful and caring overview.

What a poof!!!