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    Bought the Wife a Bike

    Well, I finally have lost my mind and all my speed priviliges, bought the wife a GSX 250.

    Its not that I mind her riding with me , its when my mate suggests that I get rid of the T-shirt that says" if you can read this the bitch has fallen off"

    and get a knew one that says "if you can read this, its because the bitch has her own bike and is pissing all over me"

    noe thats just not fair!!!!


    No, in reality, I'm damn proud of her and hope she enjoys it as much as me.
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    There goes your freedom :spudwave:
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    Hehehe I have a t-shirt that says "If you can read this, the bitch just passed you".

    I got my hubby a bike, glad to get the heavy little bugger off the back of mine

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    GG!!! get more bikes on the road

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    I'm with him- more power to anyone who wants to ride
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    Quote Originally Posted by VTWIN
    There goes your freedom :spudwave:
    That's what I said when he rang me

    We'll have to get some more SCC rides going snuffles.
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    Best thing I did was get my Wife a VTR250. She loves it, and her bike is now faster !!!!


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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by snuffles
    Well, I finally have lost my mind and all my speed priviliges, bought the wife a GSX 250.

    Its not that I mind her riding with me , its when my mate suggests that I get rid of the T-shirt that says" if you can read this the bitch has fallen off"

    and get a knew one that says "if you can read this, its because the bitch has her own bike and is pissing all over me"

    noe thats just not fair!!!!


    No, in reality, I'm damn proud of her and hope she enjoys it as much as me.
    Wohooooooo more women riders out there on the road.
    Now snuffles all you have to do now is to ask her to sign up here on KB.

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    Hey mate, I know how you feel. I just got the other half a wee FZR250 and she is loving it! Did a few lessons with her yesterday and sat down and talked about what happens if. She loves it. Now all I have to do is keep her off KB so she can't release all my secrets.

    Good on ya mate and you know what the secret is?.... Always have a more powerful bike than them, that way they stay behind ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    That's what I said when he rang me

    We'll have to get some more SCC rides going snuffles.

    dont mind if I bring the wife?
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    I admire your bravery...

    If I ever called Vicki 'The Wife' I'd be in mortal danger....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    I admire your bravery...

    If I ever called Vicki 'The Wife' I'd be in mortal danger....
    Hate to think what would happen if you called her 'the ol' ball an' chain'

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffles
    dont mind if I bring the wife?
    No worries at all. I was thinking that the touring aspect of those rides might be more suitable. How about not this weekend but the next and we can do a series of short hops on less technical roads, between cafes in the Wairarapa?
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    Do you guys want mine too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    I admire your bravery...

    If I ever called Vicki 'The Wife' I'd be in mortal danger....

    Only worry when she can see and hear me
    Please NOTE: If I offend you with any of my posts or comments, please remember that.

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