It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
A long time ago, a man on a track, walked forty miles with a pack on his back..... Ooops. Sorry. Let me try that again.
A long time ago, in a galaxy, far, far away... Shit. One more time.
A long time ago, I was stopped driving my little MR2 on the road between somewhere and Palmerston North. The police officious who stopped me, seemed to take exception to me flashing lights to warn oncoming motorists of the bacon in wait behind me.
He tried the line that it could be construed as obstruction of justice... I actually giggled out loud at that one. He took more exception and gave a lecture and tried to find something he could ticket me for.
Cops like that, give the 1% of good cops a bad name.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Didn't realise you were a hair dresser.
"sorry ossiffer, been driving a euro import, i only wanted to wash my windsxreen"
Ive fitted LED bulbs into my bike and get flashed at some times cos they are so bright.
COP, "Ive been waiting to catch you all day"
BIKER "Sorry officer, I got here as fast as I could"
I've finally found out how to adjust my low beam down. It's a pisser when you on low beam and cars flash back at you.
I got flashed by an oncoming motorist once. When I (safely) u-turned and pulled him over (plain Commodore that day) it was a funny chat.
Blamed his headlights, said they must be faulty. Ticket then was for car not being up to WoF standard i.e. faulty headlights.
Ah, the irony.
if there is a bike coming the other way i'll do the wavey-finger loop thing in the air but i'm 99% sure people just think i'm a fucking spastic so ignore me anyway
The helicopter sign works well for bikers across North Island.
Car headlights on is a useful way to warn oncoming traffic of danger ahead - slips, washouts, accidents, loose animals, rozzers at accidents, whatever - but it only works in the daytime when most cars are otherwise unlit: the fashion for 'running lights' reduces its effectiveness. The driver stabbing thumbs down in the windscreen is an alternative, obvious enough for those alert enough to spot the movement. For the others, too bad. Shud've gone to speck-shavers.
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