Originally Posted by
Madness
The van had a bit of a problem on the Lindis Pass today. The popo had stopped everyone, which meant I stopped, which meant it was hard to get going again. Chains? Whatthefuck?
You should come down in the winter ...
Originally Posted by
Madness
You cunts ride bikes in this shit?
Most of us aren't THAT silly ..
Originally Posted by
Madness
Anyhoo... I'll be in AlexVegas for a couple more days, then off to Gore. Yay, Gore.
If yhou see anybody in bare feet (there'll be a few) count their toes ...
Originally Posted by
Madness
I met a milf on the plane last night, she grew up in Gorrrrrrre. She told me they hold raffles where you buy a ticket to win a wheelbarrow full of piss. Kind of. If your ticket wins, the organiser comes 'round to yours and you drink said piss together. Fucking brilliant I thought.
A well known and popular money spinner ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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