6 things nobody tells you about being a biker

[GazzaH]

This is what it really means to be a biker:

"We stink, we stupidly risk our lives just to exchange platitudes, people try to murder us constantly (and that's only when we're not trying to do it ourselves by riding between cars and running lights) and all while constantly, constantly covered in screaming spiders -- and we all still ride."

[Ghost Lemur]

Very true. And we do it all with massive grins on our faces.

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[slofox]

I rather enjoyed reading that...

[dinosaur]

Good post

we are nuts, and riding a motorbike doesn't stack up on the logic calculation table
After 37 or something years riding; I can't be bothered commuting on one any more - it's all for weekend fun and the occasional touring
Takes too long to get togged up, commuting puts you in peak traffic, on busy roads - increasing the risk
You tend to be out in the morning getting all fogged up in winter and ...cold and wet - tooo F**king old for that shit now

I still love to drop into corners and power out, setting up for the next corner, give it a bit of a squirt down the odd straight, just love the feeling .......
As I get older and less able I'm damned if I'm going to buy a trike, or worse: a Harley and wear Harley wanna be gangsta apparel - I'll leave that for the posers

[Honest Andy]

I still love to drop into corners and power out, setting up for the next corner, give it a bit of a squirt down the odd straight, just love the feeling .......
As I get older and less able I'm damned if I'm going to buy a trike, or worse: a Harley and wear Harley wanna be gangsta apparel - I'll leave that for the posers

fuck yes

[Rowan]

"There's only one possible explanation for it:

It's just really, really cool. You guys, seriously. They make this noise that's like BRAAMM and they go superfast"

100% true the sound and power frees my soul, grin factor is everything for me!

Got to agree with you there dinosaur, commuting on them really does suck, I only take mine into work occasionally on a nice day.

[GrayWolf]

"There's only one possible explanation for it:

It's just really, really cool. You guys, seriously. They make this noise that's like BRAAMM and they go superfast"

100% true the sound and power frees my soul, grin factor is everything for me!

Got to agree with you there dinosaur, commuting on them really does suck, I only take mine into work occasionally on a nice day.

Well what can I say? 43 years riding , spring, summer, autumn, winter. Don't own a car, and commute every day. I'm a Sucker??

My only 'concession'?? I mostly ride a Spyder to and from work now, but then, I very rarely ride at rush hour times. You get wet sometimes, you get sweaty sometimes.

Sit in a tin top ? Nah thanks.

Weekends and touring? still have the CB1300s sitting in the garage

[GazzaH]

Commuting by bike can be less fun, yes, but not zero. I used to enjoy commuting from Surrey to the City of London with a free ferry crossing of the Thames being just long enough to stretch my legs and clamber back aboard for more grins! The docklands/city tunnel made even my bike sound loud.

Only once was it nearly all too much - got stuck in gridlocked London traffic for over 2+ hours (v the usual 20 mins) on a hot summer's day, in full leathers. Cages were literally bumper-to-bumper in places. Still, it was better for me than the cagers, trapped and cooking!

Now, I don't commute. Plenty of excuses to get out for a ride without the pressure to be somewhere by a specific time. Problem solved.

[awayatc]

As I get older and less able I'm damned if I'm going to buy a trike, or worse: a Harley and wear Harley wanna be gangsta apparel - I'll leave that for the posers

You owned a few Harley's have you?

Or have at least ridden roughly how many..?

Bet you the truthfull answer is a big fat zero.....

According to you I am a poser,

It does however beat being a tosser....

[GrayWolf]

You owned a few Harley's have you?

Or have at least ridden roughly how many..?

Bet you the truthfull answer is a big fat zero.....

According to you I am a poser,

It does however beat being a tosser....

Even YOU have admitted at times, the HD world IS full of weekend 1%r's.

and to answer your questions...
none {but almost bought the XR1200, got an MT-01 instead}
most types since the 1970's 1000cc sportster, only versions I have yet to ride is a V-rod and the twin cam onwards.
NO but do have a big fat arse

see reference to weekend 1% brigade. I do know a few HD 'RIDERS'! and they are generally nothing like the weekend warriors.

[dinosaur]

I mostly ride a Spyder to and from work now, but then,

That's a concession? a Spyder - strikes me as the worst of both worlds rather than the best of both
you get all the disadvantages of a car - can't get thru gaps in traffic
all the disadvantages of a bike - out in the weather

[dinosaur]

You owned a few Harley's have you?

No - why would I
I have had a couple of Triumph cruisers, but thought the same about them as well. Thy're fun to ride, great around town - but just don't really do corners or stop as well as other bikes (mainly comparing them to sport tourers, and the other bikes you own) . I guess they're made for the great American open road

Or have at least ridden roughly how many..?

Bet you the truthfull answer is a big fat zero.....

Actually you'd be a big fat wrong
I've ridden a few in my time on bikes, the last one was four years ago - took one from NP to Hamilton via the forgotten highway
I have test ridden a turbo'd Harley which they promised would stack up .... but it didn't
I took a Vrod to whangamata once - that got a bit closer to a real bike
hired one in the States for a bit of tour years ago - not bad for cruising

According to you I am a poser,

It does however beat being a tosser....

Its kind of the same thing don't you think?


I do struggle to understand people who pay more money for a bike that has less
sure lots of bling and bragging rights
but if you're into riding you would know that a Jap cruiser is by far; superior to a Harley when it comes to performance (and that's not just going from specifications but also riding them) and you know that.... you own other bikes, I'd genuinely be interested in how the Harley stack up to the Valkyrie

which leaves me with the conclusion; there's just something about a Harley that some people find appealing - and it's wrapped up in the image of the 'road worrier', the mid life crisis look or the wanna be gangsta dudes with replica patches and tassels - almost like a lifestyle choice that's a kin to wearing spedo's at the beach and going to swinger clubs

Any way; we're all free to express ourselves as we wish with what we ride

[granstar]

Good story and the truth

[awayatc]

Why does a Harley appeal....?

Exactly because it isn't smooth and perfect.
It's primitive and rough.
I got to work it very hard to go at a decent pace.
And people I used to ride with had to begrudgingly admit that they didn't think Harleys could do that....
I miss my Harley. We were evenly matched.
Those superfast sports bikes are way better then I am as a rider...therefor I feel lacking in ability and will kill myself.
Because I can't help but finding out the limits.

My Valkyrie is a way quicker and "better" bike.....

BUT I reckon I be quicker in the twisties on my Harley
(Done admittedly a fair few things to it to make it perform for me...)

BMW is a very civilised performing bit of German Engineering....
But I can't warm up to it.

Also I am not a small fella and can't fit properly on neither BMW nor Valkyrie... (bought aftermarket footpeg lowering sets...made seats higher etc...)
Would get another Harely if they would get rid of their bloody drive belt set up.... ( takes 6-8 hours to replace belt ,and broke one to many...)
And also would love it if they would make whole thing a bit bigger....

Jap cruisers don't work for me...
Why get a Harley look alike?
Will always go for the original.

And gangs?
Nah don't need to.

[GazzaH]

Liked the bit about worrying the road.