Security guards...oh boy do I have some anecdotes about them. Delivering at a petrol station after hours, when I used to haul fuel, for some reason set off the site alarm. Oh well, not my problem really. Started delivering, next security guard turns up asking (no demanding) what the hell I was doing. Ok Sherlock, the truck, my uniform and the servo livery all match up, would you like me to draw you a crayon picture? He insisted I couldn't be there and that I should leave forthwith or he'd call the real police. My laugh made sure he called them real quick...
Only a few minutes later 2 marked police cars scream up with blues and twos, a full compliment of boys in blue hop out, maybe expecting the place has been robbed/burgled whatever. Finding no suspicious activity the senior constable asks me who called for help. I kindly directed him to the chap who was masquerading as a security guard. Much laughter later, delivery completed by now, and the boys in blue all having a mighty big laugh before we all went our merry way.
Parking wardens I've not had any issues with personally, although it must be said I follow Rastus' advice in keeping my vehicles legal and all. Maybe I'm missing out on some fun because of it...![]()
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