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    Farts:

    Quote Originally Posted by Moi View Post
    Farts, Are we talking Queefs? or Anal?: Oh hang on I left out the baked beans, boy this could get really messy!

    I wonder what affect it would have on precession: devil2:
    A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.

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    It is possible:

    Well now there is the "whipped cream" thingy, so yes I guess it is possible some could be into "Baked Beans". so, Queef's allowed!


    Quote Originally Posted by crack View Post
    Farts, Are we talking Queefs? or Anal?: Oh hang on I left out the baked beans, boy this could get really messy!

    I wonder what affect it would have on precession: devil2:
    A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    There are rules about anal??
    Up the bum = no babies.

    What Miss Cassina's Mum should have done that night.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    How the fuck does a bicycle get around a corner then?

    Fuckwit.
    I guess in the cassina universe one must dismount, rotate cycle 90degrees on the Y axis, and ride off again.

    Sheesh :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RDJ View Post
    I guess in the cassina universe one must dismount, rotate cycle 90degrees on the Y axis, and ride off again.

    Sheesh :-)
    You forgot the devil spawn of a dog target focusing on you as you rotate through 90 degrees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    You forgot the devil spawn of a dog target focusing on you as you rotate through 90 degrees.
    Oops! Yeah. Mind you, my phased-plasma bean rifle in the 40-watt range will take care of SatanFido. (Yup that's not a typo; bean not beam... he'll be gone with the wind...).

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    Pedal power fuckwit.
    Ok retard, go find a bicycle. Pedal as fast as you can and do a U turn, make sure you dont stop pedaling. Report back how that works out for ya.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    but once again you proved me wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    i'm a fuckwit
    yeah we know. you don't have to keep proving it
    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    i'm a fuckwit
    yeah. obviosuly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassina View Post
    Its not a court of law did you know and you do have the freedom to ignore my posts completely if you do not have the ability to comprehend what I say.
    So hearsay in your warped mind is OK and you can change it to whatever you want to believe you heard, saw or read

    You are an idiot - As requested many a time provide links to what you saw, heard or read otherwise just shut up.

    AKZLE IS RIGHT


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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    This photo is just because I like it could be the best post yet.

    I like it.

    What was the thread topic again ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I like it.

    What was the thread topic again ...
    From the number of repetitions

    Cassina is a fuckwit


    Quote Jan 2020 Posted by Katman

    Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.

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    Bugggggerrrr! I claim 1st dibs!

    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I like it.

    What was the thread topic again ...
    You mean thats 'Her" with her bike! I'm sorry, truely Im so sorry, I take it all back:

    Can I come around with a bottle of wine, and cook your breakfast!

    queefs so sweet, one could bottle them! one could sell them under that label: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pPD5snjFjTk/maxresdefault.jpg
    Last edited by crack; 16th February 2018 at 20:37. Reason: forgot label
    A condom is to keep ones Pipe clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    From the number of repetitions

    Cassina is a fuckwit
    Ah yes ... I got distracted ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Baked beans and farts?
    Works for some...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Racing Dave View Post
    Works for some...
    Needs an afterburner!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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