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    Boy racers are such tossers!

    Riding home last night,just north of the Westgate roundabout on Highway 16,I caught up to a mitsi lancer.It looked like he'd backed over his mum's rubbish bin,with the stupid exhaust sticking out the back.
    As I move on to the center line to pass him he dropped down a couple of gears and floored it.I opened the bandit up and shot forward,and just to increase his humiliation,as I passed his side window I changed up from 4th to top and proceeded to piss all over his poxy tin top.
    I waited for him at some slower traffic and when he had caught up I turned around and laughed at him (I had my flip face open) and made a gesture indicating that I though he was a giant wanker.
    He didn't look at all happy,But his girlfriend was pissing herself laughing.
    I continued on my way up the painted median:
    Yeah,stay stuck in traffic,dickhead

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    HAHA!
    nice one brother!

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    Good stuff bro...shat on him and did so with a little class...which his girlfriend most certainly noticed
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    LMFTO! But ain't it fun

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    The best way to get back @ these dickheads is head to head at Meremere.... Dragwars are on the 4th Nov all details on the site calendar...............

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    With the behaviour of both the "boy racer" and said motorcyclist, one wonders who was the bigger tosser?

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    way to go! those needledick twats have all the noise! and mostly up to their eyeballs with debt in those poxy tonkatoys! 90% of tossers couldn't drive a hot nail into butter!
    why do they even try dicing with bikes?
    and for christsake mongoose pull ya head out of ya ass! if you haven't ever felt like serving up a lesson to dickhead in a car you're a liar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R
    90% of tossers couldn't drive a hot nail into butter!
    They're driving something into something.. they're all now carrying babys around town down here, or the GF is preggers.

    Not good when you're only 16-17...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen
    They're driving something into something.. they're all now carrying babys around town down here, or the GF is preggers.

    Not good when you're only 16-17...
    Typical of Kiwi society in recent years, especially in small towns...unsurprising that we follow the US trend in yet another area, only 10-15 years behind.
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    young dumb and full of c#@! ya don't have to be a rocket scientist to shagg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toast
    ...unsurprising that we follow the US trend in yet another area, only 10-15 years behind.
    Wish I could say ya wrong but you're not. I must be getting old as I can't understand what the little shits are saying-maybe that's a good thing though

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    Someof them maybe dickheads, but fuck they are a lot of entertainment, especially when you leave them standing still on the back wheel
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    Quote Originally Posted by TL Rider
    LMFTO! But ain't it fun
    As Fred Gassit once said: "It ceases to be a challenge after a while"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie
    Riding home last night,just north of the Westgate roundabout on Highway 16,I caught up to a mitsi lancer.It looked like he'd backed over his mum's rubbish bin,with the stupid exhaust sticking out the back.
    As I move on to the center line to pass him he dropped down a couple of gears and floored it.I opened the bandit up and shot forward,and just to increase his humiliation,as I passed his side window I changed up from 4th to top and proceeded to piss all over his poxy tin top.
    I waited for him at some slower traffic and when he had caught up I turned around and laughed at him (I had my flip face open) and made a gesture indicating that I though he was a giant wanker.
    He didn't look at all happy,But his girlfriend was pissing herself laughing.
    I continued on my way up the painted median:
    Yeah,stay stuck in traffic,dickhead


    one day I would def do the same, could even have pointed at the girl and then your back seat! at the moment the little RG's not that keen on taking on turboed cars on straight roads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie
    As Fred Gassit once said: "It ceases to be a challenge after a while"
    Agree. It's such a pain waiting for an open space so that they can get annilhilated properly. After I'd had a few hours in the wairarapa yesterday I got into a wee play with a Subbie... took miles before he could get past the cars I'd split (without me doing more than 10k over the speed limit)... all to be beaten senseless when he did catch up.

    But he was a good humoured one, he was expecting a pounding and played up to it.
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