To all you rice burning sports bikes

**tribesman** · 7th February 2004, 17:28

To those of you who ride sports bikes and think you are the fastest thing since freddie spencer beware, I passed and overtook a GSXR750 today on my 1340 HD, sure I can already hear you all saying I have more cubes, but this was on a winding road so my bigger more powerful engine had no advntage. So next time you see a Fatboy HD dont laugh too much or it might just shut you down. And to those of you who ride Multi's the noise they emit is not only terrible but often over the decibal limit that the law requires! Just as well Im not a police motorbike rider or I would ticket the lot of you.

**Motu** · 7th February 2004, 17:45

I clean up sports bikes and Harleys all the time on my dirt bikes,it's cool fun eh? They don't stand a chance when you're on a real bike!

**dangerous** · 7th February 2004, 18:08

Originally Posted by tribesman

To those of you who ride sports bikes and think you are the fastest thing since freddie spencer beware, I passed and overtook a GSXR750 today on my 1340 HD, sure I can already hear you all saying I have more cubes, but this was on a winding road so my bigger more powerful engine had no advntage. So next time you see a Fatboy HD dont laugh too much or it might just shut you down. And to those of you who ride Multi's the noise they emit is not only terrible but often over the decibal limit that the law requires! Just as well Im not a police motorbike rider or I would ticket the lot of you.

Get over your self man, I think that if the GSXR decided to take it above 2000rpm then he'd be at the pub and youd be another 1.5m up the road.
Hell I thought that I was ready for a cruser when I was in Oz but the 1450 super gulid couldent even get around the roundabout at the end of the street with out grinding its guts I hated it.
You may be able to get more power out of a hog but it still aint gona turn a corner.

**Jackrat** · 7th February 2004, 18:11

Aye what,you must be smoking to much of that Murapara wacky weed fell'a.
But hey serious this time.

**bondagebunny** · 7th February 2004, 19:43

HD rider -passed a broken down Japper and didnt offer to help

**bluninja** · 7th February 2004, 19:49

Originally Posted by tribesman

Just as well Im not a police motorbike rider or I would ticket the lot of you.

But then you'd have to ride on one of those slwo pathetic sounding rice burners

Well I for one am glad that your dislike of japper multis is having a positive effect on NZ society by keeping you from joining the police.

**Kickaha** · 7th February 2004, 20:13

What do Harley Davidsons and sheepdogs have in common?
After a good hard run they both like a ride home in the back of a ute!

The GSXR rider was obviously not trying,I've cleaned up 1340's on a BMW 75/7 and the BMW was not a fast bike.

Multis over the noise limit? and you bike has still got the stock pipes?

**Jackrat** · 7th February 2004, 20:28

Did ya' hear about the HD rider that put oder eaters in his boots??
Two days later he'd vanished.
Were do ya' hide ya' money from an HD rider?
Under the soap.
Why do HD riders Chrome every thing??
Makes the parts eazyer to find in the road side grass.
What do hound dogs a HDs have in common??
They both leave puddles where they shouldn't and like to ride in pick up trucks.
Do ya' like my dog,he's a low rider, Nobodys safe,,,

**Zed** · 7th February 2004, 20:45

Originally Posted by tribesman

To those of you who ride sports bikes and think you are the fastest thing since freddie spencer beware, I passed and overtook a GSXR750 today on my 1340 HD, sure I can already hear you all saying I have more cubes, but this was on a winding road so my bigger more powerful engine had no advntage. So next time you see a Fatboy HD dont laugh too much or it might just shut you down. And to those of you who ride Multi's the noise they emit is not only terrible but often over the decibal limit that the law requires! Just as well Im not a police motorbike rider or I would ticket the lot of you.

Hiya Tribesman & welcome to the site...

Now c'mon, surely you can't expect us to take you seriously? Why don't you share with the group your real reasons for your sports bike beef? There is something deeper that you aren't telling us! :sneaky2:

Zed
(Sports bike addict)

**matthewt** · 7th February 2004, 21:06

Thank you Tribesman I think you have redefined the term TROLL.

You must be sitting back laughing your ass off at the responses you got outta that one.

Well done

**dangerous** · 7th February 2004, 21:08

Theres only one Hog that i've seen hauling arse (including Buel) and that was a fugley big somthing that a bloke called Willims or Willimson rides at Runapuna and Graymouth.

**bondagebunny** · 7th February 2004, 21:28

what the difference between a HD and a vaccuum cleaner.

the position of the dirt bag.

I would like someone to explain the term troll to me
after all jack rat has accussed me of being one - i would at least like to know what it means

Dracula holds the patent on anything that sux

**k14** · 7th February 2004, 21:29

That would be Lynday Williamson. He used to (not sure if he still does) have a HD that was called "Blackadder" (if i recall correctly) and he is one hell of a rider.

Got John Britten into racing and did the bathurst 6 hour with him a few times.

But come on tribesman. My scooter could beat a hog on some twisties

**PeteThePom** · 7th February 2004, 22:05

Originally Posted by tribesman

To those of you who ride sports bikes and think you are the fastest thing since freddie spencer beware, I passed and overtook a GSXR750 today on my 1340 HD, sure I can already hear you all saying I have more cubes, but this was on a winding road so my bigger more powerful engine had no advntage. So next time you see a Fatboy HD dont laugh too much or it might just shut you down. And to those of you who ride Multi's the noise they emit is not only terrible but often over the decibal limit that the law requires! Just as well Im not a police motorbike rider or I would ticket the lot of you.

You might have more cubes but u dont know shit about bikes yer f@~kin troll! Let us compare the two combatants:
GSXR750 128bhp max power around the 9000rpm mark weighs 179 kilo's red lines at 14000rpm
You dont say which 1340 you ride, is it fxd, fxdl, fxdlt, fxdwg? So I'll assume the fxdxt(super glide T sport to those who dont know)
This comes in at a whopping 60bhp and an even lardier 300kilo's max power is @3000rpm but it tops out about 4,600rpm(note HD dont even publish the bhp figures for their bikes, makes u think dont it)

Now my beef is not that you outrode? this gsxr750 rider(I've seen it done, theres a lot of riders with bikes bigger than them) but u claim because it was due to more cubes, the maths dont work pal, your carrying an extra 121 kilo's and with less than half the power, the only way your cubes make a difference is in your torque, which develops lower down the rev range and thus MIGHT give you a quicker get away from a standstill for a few yards until you pull the clutch in to change into second at which point the gixer comes past you STILL in first gear at 75mph!! YOU LOSE ALL WAYS.

I HATE TROLLS BUT I REALLY HATE TROLLS WHO DONT BOTHER TO DO THEIR HOMEWORK FIRST SO THEY CAN AT LEAST SOUND CONVINCING

**Jackrat** · 7th February 2004, 22:31

Originally Posted by bondagebunny

what the difference between a HD and a vaccuum cleaner.

the position of the dirt bag.

I would like someone to explain the term troll to me
after all jack rat has accussed me of being one - i would at least like to know what it means

Dracula holds the patent on anything that sux

BB,A troll,and I only just found this out myself resently,Aparrantly I am one.

A troll is somebody that posts just to get a negitive responce and or create
a stir.Like I say, I fall pretty much into that catagory,As you probably noticed I also bite like a hungry fish.I like to think I give others something to laugh about.Well wouldn't life be boring other wise

Oh yeah and this guy Tribesman is a classic.