Bike table

**toycollector10** · 16th September 2018, 17:40

Has anyone bought one of those big ones on TM? Are they any good? I would buy second hand if anyone in Canterbury has one for sale..I would need the table length 1.8 meters.

**jellywrestler** · 16th September 2018, 17:53

Originally Posted by toycollector10

Has anyone bought one of those big ones on TM? Are they any good? I would buy second hand if anyone in Canterbury has one for sale..I would need the table length 1.8 meters.

your link doesn't seem to work, try again please

**toycollector10** · 16th September 2018, 18:13

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

your link doesn't seem to work, try again please

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...f32bf2845bb98a Jeez, I've never done that before

**AllanB** · 16th September 2018, 18:30

Nope but rated at 450kg so should be hefty enough - even for a Harley ......

**jellywrestler** · 16th September 2018, 18:39

Originally Posted by toycollector10

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/mot...f32bf2845bb98a Jeez, I've never done that before

that wasn't hard.
pretty sure i had one of these and they're not worth a cunt full of cold snow if you own a road bike, especially anything over a handful of CC's.
you need one where the ramp is not under the back wheel as for starters the centre of the bike is towards the rear making these unstable, ask for a piccie of road bike on board and make up you mind, make sure it's not photoshopped to downsize it as some sellers are guilty of that....

**sidecar bob** · 16th September 2018, 18:41

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

that wasn't hard.
pretty sure i had one of these and they're not worth a cunt full of cold snow if you own a road bike, especially anything over a handful of CC's.
you need one where the ramp is not under the back wheel as for starters the centre of the bike is towards the rear making these unstable, ask for a piccie of road bike on board and make up you mind, make sure it's not photoshopped to downsize it as some sellers are guilty of that....

I'm trying to picture a cunt full of cold snow, or if indeed there is any other kind of snow & for what purpose one would require to fill the aforementioned cunt with snow, and the approximate monetary value of the cunt once filled with snow, or if the snow has in fact increased or reduced the value or future value of the cunt & how that value relates to the current value of a possibly light duty & undersized bike lift.

**jellywrestler** · 16th September 2018, 18:50

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

for what purpose one would require to fill the aforementioned cunt with snow.

absolutley none, hence the description Steve..., best chance to find one was maybe at a cold kiwi, either or, there are very few 'single use girlfriends' there these days anyway.

**Grumph** · 16th September 2018, 19:15

I see you're in ChCh. Give Alan Bland a ring - Bland bros, Ryans Rd - He used to import full size tables from the US and may have something left.

"Single use girlfriends" now there's a thing.....

**toycollector10** · 16th September 2018, 19:39

Originally Posted by Grumph

I see you're in ChCh. Give Alan Bland a ring - Bland bros, Ryans Rd - He used to import full size tables from the US and may have something left.

"Single use girlfriends" now there's a thing.....

Thanks for that, I remember talking to him about 10 years ago but couldn't remember his name.

**jellywrestler** · 16th September 2018, 19:47

Originally Posted by Grumph

I see you're in ChCh. Give Alan Bland a ring - Bland bros, Ryans Rd - He used to import full size tables from the US and may have something left.

"Single use girlfriends" now there's a thing.....

like every other thing, the cheap shit sticks for a while then the importers of proper stuff give up, then we're left with the cheap shit and nout else...

**toycollector10** · 16th September 2018, 20:05

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

like every other thing, the cheap shit sticks for a while then the importers of proper stuff give up, then we're left with the cheap shit and nout else...

I've got a bike sitting on one of those little hydraulic stands that go under the sump. The piston pretty much flash rusted when I got it home. No chrome on it, no zinc. I hear you.

**AllanB** · 16th September 2018, 20:06

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

I'm trying to picture a cunt full of cold snow, or if indeed there is any other kind of snow & for what purpose one would require to fill the aforementioned cunt with snow

A Horny snow man

**jellywrestler** · 16th September 2018, 20:13

Originally Posted by AllanB

A Horny snow man

i'm not into currys but apparanly a gay snowman is pretty nice to have the morning after...

**pete376403** · 16th September 2018, 20:53

Looks very similar to the harbour freight item - harbour freight is synonymous with cheap'n'nasty on the advrider forums
https://www.harborfreight.com/1000-l...ift-68892.html

**jellywrestler** · 16th September 2018, 22:56

Originally Posted by pete376403

Looks very similar to the harbour freight item - harbour freight is synonymous with cheap'n'nasty on the advrider forums
https://www.harborfreight.com/1000-l...ift-68892.html

similar, 10 cm difference in one dimension of these mean they can behave like a truck load of.......