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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Fuckin A I'm young ya crusty old knacker!

    Young, fit and all in good working order.........from the neck down anyway.
    something dad told me years ago that has stuck with me....


    Youth , Strength and Enthusiasm will never overcome Age, experience and trechery
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    something dad told me years ago that has stuck with me....

    What about Alzheimers, arthritis and incontinence??

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    Forget the tea, bring on the bourbon!!!

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    What about Alzheimers, arthritis and incontinence??

    its not Alzheimers... i blame the 80's

    Arthritis - spend a day im MY body youngster.. any day.. you will know true pain

    (34 broken bones, 22 seperate surgeries (17 to put my face back on after the "incident"), 4 marriages and the voices in my head screaming "KILL KILL KILL !!")

    incontinence?? - yea.. blind drunk and cant be fucked to actually stumble to the pisser..


    come see me in 10 years
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    come see me in 10 years
    Fuck mate, are you gonna last that long????

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    What about Alzheimers, arthritis and incontinence??
    Aren't Alzheimer's, Arthritis, Incontinence and Imcompetance the four horsemen of the apocalypse for the new millenium?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen
    Aren't Alzheimer's, Arthritis, Incontinence and Imcompetance the four horsemen of the apocalypse for the new millenium?
    No, I think they're Aucklanders....
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    Fuck mate, are you gonna last that long????

    i'll out - live you squid-boy
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    Geez I'm impressed- a sheila shows up asking for a ride and lo and behold KB fills 21 pages- thats gotta be some kind of a record(yes I do realise that RR is the biggest daddy of them all)
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Even those of us that are quite happily paired up still like to be noticed. Like Peacocks - unless you're Dover and co. it seems - no pea's
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Geez I'm impressed- a sheila shows up asking for a ride and lo and behold KB fills 21 pages- thats gotta be some kind of a record(yes I do realise that RR is the biggest daddy of them all)
    Not to mention the sheer BREADTH of the thread. From tits and gizza a ride, to sexual innuendo to metaphysics to a debate on tea, doilies and fairy cakes. Amazing the directions a thread can take.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Oh well, keeps us from having to do work eh ?
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Oh well, keeps us from having to do work eh ?
    Oh Goddam I've got work to do!!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Oh I must have miss-heard you, I thought you said you wanted some one who was experienced? Not an iced tea drinking homo.
    I don't drink iced tea, I dont drink any tea. I have a GIRLfriend and last time I checked my licence was still valid.

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    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
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    Disturbed - Inside the Fire


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zandalee
    No i did not show breasts hondaone (loser) showed CLEAVAGE. Geez you must cry like a sissy when you go the beach in summer. No worries, noone will be looking at the pathetic little mound in your lacey speedos.
    my dad recons yor breasts are like spaniel ears an stop bein meen or he will skittle yo with his harley

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