In your avatar mebbe?Originally Posted by thehollowmen
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In your avatar mebbe?
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Sorry, you were mumbling cos you had a mouthful...........
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Sorry, you were mumbling cos you had a mouthful...........
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you wanted to borrow the Ute today did you??
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Okay, I'll get on my knees and we can all have a lovely tea party....
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you heard it here first folks
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you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
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Tea ? Oh good. But I'm very particular about my tea. I hope you don't use those vile abominations, those devil spawned nastynesses, tea bags.
Whoever was responsible for inventing those needs to be consigned to the deepest pit in the lowest level of Hell, with a regiment of particulary sadistic demons permanently assigned to poking their bottoms with red hot pokers.
The ONLY proper way to make tea is :
Take an eartheware teapot (NOT silver or porcelain)
Warm the pot with a little boiling water.
Add to the pot, from an AIRTIGHT tea caddy, sufficient of good quality loose tea . I prefer Twinings English Breakfast myself, but chacun a son gout. One TEASPOON of tea for each person, plus one for the pot.
Add the appropriate amount of boiling water. Boiling. Not boiled 5 minutes ago.
Stir once.
Allow to stand quietly for 1 to 2 minutes depending on tea blend, covered with a pretty tea cosy.
Pour into teacups, with as little disturbance of the liquor as possible. Those who prefer weak tea first, working up those of a stronger preference.
Drink tea. All additions of lemon, milk , sugar are vile abominations.
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Are bikkies allowed to be had as an aside?
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Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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Bikkies, or cucumber sandwiches, are a perfectly acceptable accompaniment. As are small cakes.Or, if it is my tea, a honking great cheese, pickle and roast meat doorstop.
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what about Lemon? can i add lemon ??
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No. No lemon. It is an effete bourgois affectation.
Oh - AND TEA IS NEVER NEVER IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES "ICED"
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righto, you toffee-nosed snob.
one of these days I'll 'ave you round and administer a blind tasting of TEB bags, TEB made in a pot proper-like, and a control substance, all in identical china cups, repeated over 5 rounds with palate cleansers in between.
$10 says you don't pick it any better than random chance.
and, by the way, Dilmah Extra Strength kicks the pants off any of the Twinings blends.
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I'de like to see you tell that to my dad.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
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Heh he. Mrs Ixion tried that. She surreptitiously switched. Thinking I would not notice. I did. Immediately.
But yes , Dilmah is a good blend too.
EDIT: Particularity about tea is not toffee nosed. It is working class. Tea is the drink of the proletariat.
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The thread that went from bad to worse and back again..... Has Zanda had her ride/s yet?
Are doyley's (sp) permissable to be used at previously said tea party or are they considered a dash too much panache?
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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